Lesnar out of UFC 131 - Shane Carwin vs JDS instead.

**Bneterasedmynam** · Posted On: 5/13/2011 11:36am

Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja

Actually, although I haven't posted it in news (yet), some footage was spirited out of Universal studios, showing Lesnar in a pilot, for a swashbuckler epic. He wasn't exactly Blackbeard incarnate, but I thought he did well.

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I like JDS vs. Carwin....but I'm forlorn over not seeing the prior booking go through. That was going to be one hell of a fight.

I wasn't aware they had steroids in the ye old pirate days.

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 5/13/2011 1:35pm

Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam

I wasn't aware they had steroids in the ye old pirate days.

They'd just eat Bison balls.

We can safely assume Brock won't be the next coaching phenom, on the mma scene. Perhaps he can become a debt collector, like James Thompson.

That's got me thinking, perhaps Brock learned mma, by watching DVDs like Colossus. He must love watching some Bob Sapp. I was wondering where he got his moves...

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**GIburner** · Posted On: 5/13/2011 1:44pm

[sarcasm]Brock will now have Instructional DVDs

brock and the sick techniques he used to get to the top.[/sarcasm]

**Octo-Kappa** · Posted On: 5/13/2011 1:45pm

Damn, now that is two in a row duck-outs for TUF coaches. Let's aim for 0 for 3 for next season!

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 5/13/2011 2:22pm

Originally Posted by Octo-Kappa

Damn, now that is two in a row duck-outs for TUF coaches. Let's aim for 0 for 3 for next season!

What pisses me off, is that Carwin, would likely have made a better coach, than Lesnar. Hell.....Bricktop as Darth Vader would have made a better coach on TUF than Lesnar.

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**EmperorCesar** · Posted On: 5/14/2011 8:33pm

Oh well, I did not think he deserved an immediate #1 contender shot after getting completely destroyed.

***TaeBo_Master*** · Posted On: 5/14/2011 9:21pm

This is good news as far as I'm concerned. I'm not a Lesnar hater per se, but generally I don't find his fights entertaining or impressive really. I think this new matchup will be a better fight.

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 5/15/2011 12:24am

Originally Posted by EmperorCesar

Oh well, I did not think he deserved an immediate #1 contender shot after getting completely destroyed.

^^^this. He didn't look top ten in that fight, not top 25. You'd never see Fedor, Overeem, Barnett, and co. doing the turtle tuck n' twirl, or curling up into a little fetal ball.

**Drmarrello** · Posted On: 5/15/2011 1:05am

Originally Posted by TaeBo_Master

This is good news as far as I'm concerned. I'm not a Lesnar hater per se, but generally I don't find his fights entertaining or impressive really. I think this new matchup will be a better fight.

Agree! Carwin vs. Dos Santos should be a slobberknocker!! Can't wait.

**RaiderFunk** · Posted On: 5/16/2011 2:24pm

Brock Lesnar said Dana had to beg him to do TUF and probably to fight. This allows him to exit from the UFC gracefully, deciding that he just can't fight anymore. I don't think it's being scared or anything. I think he was done after Cain, but he had one more fight on his contract. Dana was pretty irked when folks kept saying that Brock was done and going back to the WWE reminding everyone that he still had another fight on his contract. I'll bet dollars to donuts that Dana let's him out now...