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  1. Rzero is offline

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    Local pastor made up elaborate Navy SEAL tale



    In the wake of the dramatic Navy SEAL raid on Osama bin Laden's compound earlier this month, it was perhaps to be expected that some expansive soul would step forward to claim the prestige of a fabricated tour as a SEAL for himself. Such tall tales are not uncommon, after all, amid high-profile military actions. This time the exposed fabricator was a preacher--though people who monitor this brand of public lie note that members of the clergy are often tempted into such misrepresentations.
    Alright, so far nothing out of the ordinary. Just another douche claiming to be a deadly commando. But here's what makes this one LOL-worthy:

    More curious still, the prevaricator in question seems to have lifted at least some details of his account from the 1992 Steven Seagal SEAL-themed blockbuster, "Under Siege."
    Damn, Seagal is everywhere these days.




    Article link: http://is.gd/jKqf6a
    Article containing his false claims: http://is.gd/RBNSBP
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    Aw damn, I just posted this after you.
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    "I was all killing people with knives and stuff and then this playboy centerfold jumped out of a cake and I had to save her whilst spouting awesome one-liners. Amen"
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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    "I was all killing people with knives and stuff and then this playboy centerfold jumped out of a cake and I had to save her whilst spouting awesome one-liners. Amen"
    This immediately made me think of the Church of NO MA'AM.



    Religion as it's supposed to be.
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    More curious still, the prevaricator in question seems to have lifted at least some details of his account from the 1992 Steven Seagal SEAL-themed blockbuster, "Under Siege."
    "Blockbuster"? Damn! I only got to see the really crappy 1992 Steven Seagal "Under Siege" then.
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    The original text was "...from the crappy 1992 Steven Seagal SEAL-themed movie you can rent for $.99 at Blockbuster, "Under Siege"."

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    "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln



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    Another brave, Christian wannabe that never-was hijacking stolen honor. I used to work with a cross-humper that admitted he wished he had served when he was younger. They love hearing hair raising tales of uniformed young men and their drunken debauchery in far away lands with wild, bow-legged, exotic women.

    Good times. Praise Geebus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Pepper View Post
    "Blockbuster"? Damn! I only got to see the really crappy 1992 Steven Seagal "Under Siege" then.
    Under Siege was a blockbuster.

    'blockbuster' refers to the movie sales, not the quality of acting.
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    ah when getting famous is difficult just pretend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    The original text was "...from the crappy 1992 Steven Seagal SEAL-themed movie you can rent for $.99 at Blockbuster, "Under Siege"."

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    "Under Siege" grossed over $80M domestically and over $150M combined gross domestic and international, in addition to getting decent critical reviews for an action film.

    Oh and any movie where Garey Busey and Tommy Lee Jones are bad guys? That's double barrel win.

    Total Lifetime Grosses
    Domestic: $83,563,139 53.4% + Foreign: $73,000,000 46.6% = Worldwide: $156,563,139

    http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=undersiege.htm
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