My Half Hour with the Booj on Base!

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 5/12/2011 4:32pm

Originally Posted by HereBeADragon

Now the tricky question. Which Batman to emulate? Adam West, Michael Keaton or Christian Bale?

I like how you left Val Kilmer AND George Clooney out.

I would have as well.

**kelvis** · Posted On: 5/12/2011 4:45pm

WTF? Why do you people have to make this difficult? Damn. George has a house here. I could make a Batcave under his house. Then I play the Adam West Batman music, jump into the Christian Bale Batsuit, and drive away in the Michael Keaton Batcar, and I will nail the naive Nicole Kidman, like Val Kilmer did. Or I could act like a tree and go away. Incognito. I can be all of the Batmans. Wow, I could be a contendah! Hey, were you talkin' to me? Yeah you...

**Mark 42** · Posted On: 5/12/2011 5:44pm

Originally Posted by HereBeADragon

Now the tricky question. Which Batman to emulate? Adam West, Michael Keaton or Christian Bale?

Adam West is the real one. All others are impostors and wannabes.

**vaquero de las nalgas** · Posted On: 5/13/2011 10:37pm

Screw those tarts. This is the hardcore Batman:

**Styygens** · Posted On: 5/13/2011 10:42pm

Batman is no Indiana Jones when it comes to truck fights.

**Mark 42** · Posted On: 5/15/2011 11:40am

Batman was more "Ninja"

I could've been in that chase scene.
as a bad guy ;) ...

**Jim_Jude** · Posted On: 5/17/2011 12:45am

Originally Posted by kelvis

On another thread, I stated that the military base I work at was pretty lame when it came to offering decent martial arts classes. They have Systema, Taekwondo, and now ladies and gentlemen, they offer Ninpo Taijutsu! Yes, I can be a Ninja! For $10.00 a class, I can learn Ninjitsu. ....

...That being said, I got the hell out and didn't even stick around to see what other d3adly was coming my way.
There you have it. My half hour with the Booj!

I told you it would suck. Now you owe me many, many clams.