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    C'mon Kelvis, would you please, please, PLEASE go back for another class and shoot some cell phone camera video and post it on here? At least let's get a look at the black belt Ninjer girl (but only if she's not another tranny Ninja).

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    So....What did the female gum chomping ninja look like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    Somewhere in the afterlife, Hattori Hanzo seethes with murderous fury.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STB'A View Post
    but you still don't know the defense against a vertical lunge punch!!!!
    Say "It's my turn to be tori" and then contort him in the most creative way you can imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HereBeADragon View Post
    So....What did the female gum chomping ninja look like?
    She is about 5'4" stringy blonde troll like in appearance with glasses. It was really hard to see her because she just stood there and when she closed her eyes she became invisible. I could only tell where she was because she was chomping.

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    isn't there MCMAP or MACP on the base?

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    See, what you guys don't seem to understand is that the secrets of ninjitsu are all based around the incredible power of intense public shame; If you're embarrassing enough to not only shame yourself but also the society you are part of, you effectively become invisible as everyone else refuses to acknowledge that you exist. Of course, this technique was much more effective in ancient Nippon, with its much more rigid adherence to decorum and social niceties.

    Thus, the bigger of a complete useless fuckup you seem to be, the more powerful your deadly ninpo will be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ojgsxr6 View Post
    isn't there MCMAP or MACP on the base?
    Of course there is if you're in the military. It's a matter of finding someone to train a noob! It's all fun and games when you know what you're doing, but someone always gets it in the eye! Then the problems. I honestly wouldn't want to do something thats not somehow covered with insurance. I unfortunately have medical issues that I have to think about. I would prefer having someone that would start me at the beginning at my own pace. I already have a friend that is qualified and tried to start something, but politics and red tape got the best of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    BULLSHIT Disastorm. You are full of bullshit. EVERY single motherfucking Boojdouche comes on here and says the same fucking bullshit in an attempt to justify why they were suckered for so long.

    Posting style courtesy of nicotine withdrawals and busted thumb.
    It's a thing of beauty when you get upset on here.

    Quote Originally Posted by kelvis View Post
    She is about 5'4" stringy blonde troll like in appearance with glasses. It was really hard to see her because she just stood there and when she closed her eyes she became invisible. I could only tell where she was because she was chomping.
    There's your first clue. An ugly chick in Italy. She must be Uzbeki or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelvis View Post
    She is about 5'4" stringy blonde troll like in appearance with glasses.

    So...doable.

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