Posted On:5/08/2011 3:15am
Style: Wrestling, Boxing, Street
Had a bit of an incident tonight with a punk on the bus. Big guy. bullying an old woman. Pist me off. Almost scrapped but he pussed out. Too bad.
Got me thinking when I got home "Hey, I got a good post for bullshido..."
So here it is.
What are some times you were glad you knew that osoto gari wasn't a type of a sushi or that "1, 2" didn't nesscarly mean counting the spare change in your'e pocket.
Any stories about the application of your'e martial art in an everyday situation? Confrontational or otherwise?
Posted On:5/08/2011 3:25am
Originally Posted by COLLINDEFLEUR
that "1, 2" didn't nesscarly mean counting the spare change in your'e pocket.
So....what does 1,2 mean, ya know besides being numbers and all?
Posted On:5/08/2011 3:33am
A jab and a right cross.
Posted On:5/08/2011 3:48am
Gotcha, and pretty much any time I really want to voice my opinion or stand my ground when the outcome of doing so is a fight, which is almost never (though that wasn't always so). Also I have too short of an attention span to spend a huge amount of time in the gym so pretty much any time I look into the mirror I am glad I do martial arts, not sure if that counts though.
Posted On:5/08/2011 5:12am
Style: Judo (noob) & BJJ (noob)
One time this vending machine took a girl's money and wouldn't give her her beverage or the money back.
So I gave it a solid Front Kick (TM*), and nothing happened.
Then I gave it a really solid one, and the money fell out (actually more money than she put in).
*Front Kick is a trademark owned entirely by Steven Seagal, any use of this kick must be done by giving proper credit to him.
Last edited by Gidi; 5/08/2011 5:16am at .
Reason: legal reasons
Posted On:5/08/2011 6:57am
Style: Hiatus for Gen. Fitness
I once took part in a secret underground tournament to fulfill the dying wishes of my sensei. If I didn't know the martial arts I would have been deaded but because I knew the martial arts I came back from almost certain death and winned.
Posted On:5/08/2011 4:56pm
Heh, elbow blocked a double-barrel kick from a horse. I don't know how I didn't break anything, but I would've gotten a hoof to the face if that training hadn't kicked in (for once... now if only I could remember to block in the ring...)
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Posted On:5/08/2011 5:12pm
A time I am glad I know something about martial arts?
Any time someone brings up martial arts in a conversation, and they fail the 30 second grace period to prove they have a clue, I can say shut the **** up - either come to the gym with me tonight, or shut the **** up right now.
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Posted On:5/08/2011 5:27pm
This one time I was at a pub-quiz and they asked who invented judo. We came 3rd place by a single point, which got our table free round of beer.
MADE OF STEEL!
Posted On:5/08/2011 11:15pm
Style: Kung Fu Swordfighting
There was this one time when a bunch of petty gangsters stole the head off of my village Buddha.
Fortunately, I beat the piss out of everyone in Bangkok until I got it back.
The fool thinks himself immortal,
If he hold back from battle;
But old age will grant him no truce,
Even if spears spare him.
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