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  1. judoka_uk is offline
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    Lol, I like Wario.
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    Dear Matt,
    Please help me figure out that you only want to be a one dimensional judo player. Tell Wario that you are only interested in newaza that the brown belt can show you and not all the silly rokudan stuff. Once we are on the same page we will be able to give you the attention you deserve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    In all seriousness, I know how much that sucked. It's like you're a kid again, and you've been looking forward to playing with your friends after school all day. Then, when schools finally out, your parents tell you that they don't love you anymore, and that you have to get a job to pay rent if you want to stay.

    I spent over two years being completely ignored by some of the higher ups where I trained. Can't say it didn't make me feel left out on occasion. However, in your case, if it's quality training and you're benefiting from it, you're going to have to put up with Wario for now.
    It was exactly like when I was singled out as the only kid that wasn't allowed to learn BASIC in 7th grade (I also was not allowed to be a LOGO baby). I solved the problem by getting the janitor to let me in to school at 6am and teaching myself.
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

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    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrackFox View Post
    So Matt, you felt you were ready to blow some judo minds with your fresh new BJJ moves, but your instructor felt you needed to work on your ukemi and scarf hold?

    So either the guy doesn't know what he's doing - in which case I've got to question why you train with him in the first place - or you need to STFU and learn to walk before you run.
    It's not that I have "fresh new BJJ moves"; it's that I have fresh new questions from rolling with my BJJ pal, and I wanted to work on them in Ne Waza class, which is open to everyone, even an 8 year old yellow belt. I can work on ukemi m,t,w,f,sa. Thursday is the only day dedicated to ne waza (which is why I'm there on a Thursday to begin with). Now the only chance I have of getting any grappling is to avoid the grappling class all together and become an expert turtle flipper.
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Lol, I like Wario.
    Wario's distillation of Judo strategy: "Make sure you beatem up, before he beatem uppa you." (Yes he said that)
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
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    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom .C View Post
    Dear Matt,
    Please help me figure out that you only want to be a one dimensional judo player. Tell Wario that you are only interested in newaza that the brown belt can show you and not all the silly rokudan stuff. Once we are on the same page we will be able to give you the attention you deserve.

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    I'll train tachi waza all day if you'll just get down on your knees once a week, baby.
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    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!
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    I'm going to tell everyone their breakfalls are **** and then make everyone do ukemi for an hour and a half next session.

    Purely for my own amusement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    I'm going to tell everyone their breakfalls are **** and then make everyone do ukemi for an hour and a half next session.

    Purely for my own amusement.
    When you're done, tell them they just got a year of BJJ, minus the ne waza.
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!
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    What an asshole this Wario guy. One hour and a half doing breakfalls when you shoud be doing one hour and a half of shrimping
  10. CrackFox is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    It's not that I have "fresh new BJJ moves"; it's that I have fresh new questions from rolling with my BJJ pal, and I wanted to work on them in Ne Waza class, which is open to everyone, even an 8 year old yellow belt. I can work on ukemi m,t,w,f,sa. Thursday is the only day dedicated to ne waza (which is why I'm there on a Thursday to begin with). Now the only chance I have of getting any grappling is to avoid the grappling class all together and become an expert turtle flipper.
    All the more incentive for you to work on your ukemi and osaekomi and get them down pat so you can join the newazza class.

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    Wario's distillation of Judo strategy: "Make sure you beatem up, before he beatem uppa you." (Yes he said that)
    Sage advice. As my old man once said to me "do unto others before they do unto you". I think he was off his lithium at the time, but it seemed to make a lot of sense.
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