Armed man fends off ninja in south carolina

[Lu Tze]

He's lucky this ninjer was only 3rd kyu, at 2nd kyu they learn to dodge bullets.

Then he'd have had to shoot the delusional fucktard and have a death on his conscience for the rest of his life.

[JudoA]

Would have been a better story if it was a one-armed man fending off a ninja and the ninja was still armed with a sword :)

[tao.jonez]

The one armed guy was in the corner trying to clap for Guzzo.

[Cannon_6]

"Guzzo pulled the gun on the ninja when he attempted to slash Guzzo, whom he says did not move with the grace typically associated to ninjas."

That sentence gave me brain cancer.