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  1. Siniq is offline
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    Armed man fends off ninja in south carolina

    http://www.popjolly.com/armed-man-fe...-carolina-2474

    An armed man who found himself suddenly under attack by a sword-wielding ninja turned the tables on the encounter by pulling a gun.

    Not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but I've been here long enough to know the search function sucks.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.
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    The South Carolina Ninja clan is extremely dangerous to themselves. Their battle call is "carefull...you could put your eye out!!!"
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    Today on CNN, a tard of ninjers were wiped out during a failed raid on an Atacosa firing range. The cleansing was commensed by 78 year old Ellie May Cordoba and her rossi .38. Despite being highly diabetic, having poor vision, and being plagued with arthritis, Mrs. Cordoba nevertheless saved her beloved pet chihuaua by picking off the slow moving targets.

    More at 9.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit
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    LOL, instead of an "Assault Weapons Ban", Clinton should have made an "Assault Ninjer Ban".
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoist View Post
    "Assault Ninjer"
    No such thing.
    Unless they're assaulting these

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

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    From the article :
    Guzzo pulled the gun on the ninja when he attempted to slash Guzzo, whom he says did not move with the grace typically associated to ninjas.
    “He was like a gazelle that just got attacked by a lion,” Guzzo said. “He got up and fell, and got up and fell. Then he jumped off a cliff.”





    I lolled.
    "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln



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    The day a man is attacked in a parking lot by a Jedi, I'll shave my balls and become a monk.
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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

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    Actually, Jedi is a recognized religion in the USA, so that day might just be around the corner.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.
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    stories like these make me sad and shake the foundations of my revenge fantasies.
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    I hope there is a movie made out of this, starring Luis Guzman. For some reason, when I read the statements made by Guzzo, I just hear his voice.
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