Armed man fends off ninja in south carolina

**Siniq** · Posted On: 5/05/2011 3:24am

http://www.popjolly.com/armed-man-fe...-carolina-2474

An armed man who found himself suddenly under attack by a sword-wielding ninja turned the tables on the encounter by pulling a gun.

Not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but I've been here long enough to know the search function sucks.

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 5/05/2011 6:09am

The South Carolina Ninja clan is extremely dangerous to themselves. Their battle call is "carefull...you could put your eye out!!!"

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/05/2011 7:16am

Today on CNN, a tard of ninjers were wiped out during a failed raid on an Atacosa firing range. The cleansing was commensed by 78 year old Ellie May Cordoba and her rossi .38. Despite being highly diabetic, having poor vision, and being plagued with arthritis, Mrs. Cordoba nevertheless saved her beloved pet chihuaua by picking off the slow moving targets.

More at 9.

**judoist** · Posted On: 5/05/2011 7:57am

LOL, instead of an "Assault Weapons Ban", Clinton should have made an "Assault Ninjer Ban".

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/05/2011 8:02am

Originally Posted by judoist

"Assault Ninjer"

No such thing.
Unless they're assaulting these

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 5/05/2011 10:02am

From the article :
Guzzo pulled the gun on the ninja when he attempted to slash Guzzo, whom he says did not move with the grace typically associated to ninjas.
“He was like a gazelle that just got attacked by a lion,” Guzzo said. “He got up and fell, and got up and fell. Then he jumped off a cliff.”

I lolled.