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  1. Gabetuno is offline
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    Woah. Alex Van Halen got huge.

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    New Vids For The LULZ!!1!eleven! Rick Tew Ninjitsu!

    So, after thoroughly searching "Rick Tew" and only finding a bunch of posts invoking Rick James and Rick Rolling, I'm fairly confident this has never been posted. That said, sorry if it has, and you can all S3RC6 FUNKCHUN N000008! me to death.




    I like this one because hitting someone with your fist can hurt your wrist, but hitting someone with your palm is a-ok. Also, he points out you can really hurt your wrist if you do this wrong right at the end. :-D

    Now, you may be saying to yourself "He looks so clean cut though! Like a well-laundered Michael Dudikoff!" True! He's even a very good salesman, IMO:



    Well, ladies and gents, a confidence man and a salesman are never too far apart. His site. Is epic.

    http://www.ninjagym.com/totalwarrior/
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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    I think he looks like Cary Elwes from Princess Bride.

    Is it just me, or when people keep yapping and yapping about how to hit something all I can think of is "HIT THE FUCKER ALREADY JUST DO IT!"
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    He kinda looks like Christopher Titus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabetuno View Post
    Holy ****, you weren't kidding!

    All kinds of **** going on, i can just hear the 80's soundtrack:


    Wth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cosmichearse View Post
    I think he looks like Cary Elwes from Princess Bride.
    No, he looks like a combination of Tony Robins and Matt Damon.
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     Style: Hsing I, Bagua, Chi kung

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    Bad Booj/Toshindo mixed with a little karate. For a change, C&W music instead of the usual Japanese strings and flute in the background.

    I'd hesitate to hand a hundred dollars to this guy, let alone thousands to "train" in Thailand.
  7. Gabetuno is offline
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    Woah. Alex Van Halen got huge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChenPengFi View Post
    Holy ****, you weren't kidding!

    All kinds of **** going on, i can just hear the 80's soundtrack:


    Wth?
    Have you seen the embedded video on his site? It's fucking amazing, and apparently all shot in 1991.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


  8. Gabetuno is offline
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    These are my favorite excerpts:



    1-5 Months live-in Martial Arts Camp in California (Jul. - Nov.) or Thailand (Feb. - Jun.) $1,000 per month. Also, you can sign up for the Total Warrior Instructor training at only $5,000 (limited offer) - learn more below:


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    WHY DOES IT COST $5,000 AND WHY IT MIGHT SOON COST $20,000
    This program will not last at this rate. A typical cost for a 1-month program of this caliber is usually closer to $5,000 per month or $25,000 for 5 months of private group instruction. Read more to see how this program easily adds up to more than $20,000 worth of training.


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    HALF THE TIME - TRIPLE THE RESULTS
    As we all know, time is money. It will take you at least 4 years to get a decent degree in any college. It will take you 8 years if you want to learn a real skill that can be considered a profession. On our program it will take you 1 year and we teach the foundation in only 1 month. Only a fraction of the time it would take in the typical academic setting. However, if you meet the requirements and have the skills - at the end of this period you can pursue a career to earn a good income and have a job that you love and enjoy (this way the program pays for itself). If you want a job you love, you can’t afford NOT to join this program.

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    BENEFITS
    It must be noted that all growth and time invested is to your benefit. Once you reach instructor status you can benefit from this growth. You will now have a chance of making a career to work on and a life style to appreciate. While on the program, you may take advantage of all the benefits that being on the Total Warrior Program has to offer.

    Training from an Instructor Proven in the field of Martial Arts Business
    Learn from an Instructor who knows the fastest way to get you educated
    Learn all the Martial Arts has to offer – weapons, combat, kicks, body movement and more
    Absolutely perfect for beginners
    Complete time to focus on YOU
    Join our network and start teaching after your first course
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


  9. Gabetuno is offline
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    5/04/2011 2:32pm

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    The highlighting on that last sentence is my doing. It's a known fact you can be a piano instructor, just as long as you stay one lesson ahead of your students.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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    1% Shark is better than you.

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    467 youtube videos!
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