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    NOTE TO SELF - MOAR GRAPPLE - GET A NORMAL HAIR CUT - REPEAT supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    if you hadn't laid down your foreskin in a covenant, we would show you.
    I've never even been in a convent.
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    They opened me up and cauterized my fallopian tubes. They even took PICTURES and gave them to me, which was awesome. Now I know what colors my innards are, and I don't even have to get shanked in a Mexicali prison to find out!

    Then I fell in love with a single dad.

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    All this drama with KKB has made me have a great deal of respect for Matt. Here he is raising this little shite by himself, mom not in the picture, in this effed up world we have with boner-pill commercials, planking, Synthol abusers, and abstinence-only sex ed. Mad props Matt, Mad props.

    If My mom hadn't been in the picture I would have gone on a killing spree by 15.

    What? Why are you looking at me like that?

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    NOTE TO SELF - MOAR GRAPPLE - GET A NORMAL HAIR CUT - REPEAT supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evergrey View Post
    They opened me up and cauterized my fallopian tubes. They even took PICTURES and gave them to me, which was awesome. Now I know what colors my innards are, and I don't even have to get shanked in a Mexicali prison to find out!
    Got it. I thought you somehow got preggers anyhow.

    Then I fell in love with a single dad.
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    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    NOTE TO SELF - MOAR GRAPPLE - GET A NORMAL HAIR CUT - REPEAT supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by No.1_Son View Post
    All this drama with KKB has made me have a great deal of respect for Matt. Here he is raising this little shite by himself, mom not in the picture, in this effed up world we have with boner-pill commercials, planking, Synthol abusers, and abstinence-only sex ed. Mad props Matt, Mad props.
    Not sure I deserve any props, but... thank you.

    If My mom hadn't been in the picture I would have gone on a killing spree by 15.
    Never to late to start.
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    Got it. I thought you somehow got preggers anyhow.


    The relevant people approve this outcome.
    He's been snipped too, damn if I somehow got pregnant I'd go looking to find out which god's ass I had to kick.

    I love my man very, very much. His son sees me as the Evil Interloper set on stealing Dad away though. Also, I lecture. Muahaha.

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    Hunh? Did the terminology change? Ties was tied back in the day not burnt.

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    Nope, just more to the slang. Didn't know it included all tubal ligation.

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    Yeah but it sounds a little weird to say "I got my tubes burnt". It either sounds like some horrific accident involving fire or something someone would tell me when I was working IT instead of just saying they can't load Youtube.

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    I guess the talking over a beer analogy, provoked my reservations. A great deal of the **** we talk here, we could say hangin out, chillin over drinks and a bliz. No harm no foul. That **** pinged my real-world radar.

    I've had it out on many occassions in this city, about this very thing (last week was the last time. A guy in downtown micky d's was threatening to toss his tray of food in some young girls' faces. I set him the **** straight. Grown folk need to act right...when dealing with kids.)

    I worked with abused children as a child care worker. Adults who forget how intimidating it can be to be young, can create maniac adults.

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    Kids also need to learn that certain kinds of behavior are unacceptable. Threatening to rape a kid is over the line. Telling a kid, "no, talking like that can get you hurt and doesn't actually impress anyone" in a way they can comprehend is another story.

    PS- there was smoke. In the photograph. Intestines have a slightly orangey hue, the uterus is pink and ovaries are white. It's a rainbow of viscera!

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