Sirc vs. Kintanon: Lightweight Title or something Gong Sau.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 5/23/2011 5:54pm

Originally Posted by Nefron

This thread could be a good condom commercial.

Matt was wearing a condom when he was posting.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 5/23/2011 6:01pm

matt only went to half of his sex ed lesson. he learned how to put a rubber on to keep from getting a chick knocked up, but 3 days later he had to piss so bad he cut a hole in the tip.

**Evergrey** · Posted On: 5/23/2011 6:39pm

I got my tubes tied and in the end it didn't save me.

**Matt Phillips** · Posted On: 5/23/2011 9:26pm

Sorry, how does that work?

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 5/23/2011 9:28pm

Fallopian Tubes.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 5/23/2011 9:42pm

Originally Posted by Matt Phillips

Sorry, how does that work?

if you hadn't laid down your foreskin in a covenant, we would show you.

**AMF** · Posted On: 5/23/2011 9:45pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

Why is "Dated Girls" so far down the list?

Damn it, push ups.

*snicker, snicker* It was worth it.

**Matt Phillips** · Posted On: 5/23/2011 9:59pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

if you hadn't laid down your foreskin in a covenant, we would show you.

I've never even been in a convent.

**Evergrey** · Posted On: 5/23/2011 10:02pm

They opened me up and cauterized my fallopian tubes. They even took PICTURES and gave them to me, which was awesome. Now I know what colors my innards are, and I don't even have to get shanked in a Mexicali prison to find out!

Then I fell in love with a single dad.

**No.1_Son** · Posted On: 5/23/2011 10:54pm

All this drama with KKB has made me have a great deal of respect for Matt. Here he is raising this little shite by himself, mom not in the picture, in this effed up world we have with boner-pill commercials, planking, Synthol abusers, and abstinence-only sex ed. Mad props Matt, Mad props.

If My mom hadn't been in the picture I would have gone on a killing spree by 15.

What? Why are you looking at me like that?