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  1. Snake Plissken is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nefron View Post
    This thread could be a good condom commercial.
    Matt was wearing a condom when he was posting.
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    matt only went to half of his sex ed lesson. he learned how to put a rubber on to keep from getting a chick knocked up, but 3 days later he had to piss so bad he cut a hole in the tip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
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    I got my tubes tied and in the end it didn't save me.
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    NOTE TO SELF - MOAR GRAPPLE - GET A NORMAL HAIR CUT - REPEAT

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    Sorry, how does that work?
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!
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    Fallopian Tubes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    Sorry, how does that work?
    if you hadn't laid down your foreskin in a covenant, we would show you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    Why is "Dated Girls" so far down the list?
    Damn it, push ups.

    *snicker, snicker* It was worth it.
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    NOTE TO SELF - MOAR GRAPPLE - GET A NORMAL HAIR CUT - REPEAT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    if you hadn't laid down your foreskin in a covenant, we would show you.
    I've never even been in a convent.
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!
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    They opened me up and cauterized my fallopian tubes. They even took PICTURES and gave them to me, which was awesome. Now I know what colors my innards are, and I don't even have to get shanked in a Mexicali prison to find out!

    Then I fell in love with a single dad.
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    All this drama with KKB has made me have a great deal of respect for Matt. Here he is raising this little shite by himself, mom not in the picture, in this effed up world we have with boner-pill commercials, planking, Synthol abusers, and abstinence-only sex ed. Mad props Matt, Mad props.

    If My mom hadn't been in the picture I would have gone on a killing spree by 15.

    What? Why are you looking at me like that?

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