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  1. Sri Hanuman is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    yes let's resort to mai sifu kan beet up your sifu faggotry.
    Dewd, aai enjoy any CMA related story that ends with someone walking out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    I smell a happy fun-time story.
    Do tell.
    Oh, ain't that good. I trained with him for three years, at which point, he'd pretty much abdicated teaching the class I attended so that he could fool around with one of the female students ("special training" don't you know) during that time.

    Now, I was also teaching CMA in my own school at this time, so bad enough that he was screwing around with the female students (he had a girlfriend as well), but I was getting zero training out of him, plus he was occasionally using my kwoon rent-free.

    Right around then he'd also started setting himself up as some sort of venerable teacher of philosophy and moral rectitude too.

    During a bitch session with a kung fu brother of mine, I started hearing exactly what my sifu thought of me, and had said of me. I sought out other students who had stopped training with him, and in addition to more dirt about me, some female students admitted that they left because he kept making advances towards them. I received a video tape of techniques that had been given to that student with the specific instruction "don't show this to [Chili Pepper]."

    Eventually I confronted him with all the information I had gathered, and he got very defensive and told me that everybody I had talked to was lying. I had enough of his hypocritical bullshit, took back my kwoon keys from him and walked out.

    I was the only student who hadn't just quietly faded away over the years, and it embarrassed the hell out of him. It was particularly galling for him to have to be in the same room as me whenever the various CMA schools were doing a demonstration.

    For the next several years, various sifu would mention "yeah, he's still talking **** about you."
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    Dude, there's no such thing as "aint that good." It's all good.
    I give it a solid 7/10. Lack of qi powers took away about 4-5, but honorable mention of teaching special grappling classes to female students brought you back up a few.

    We need a thread dedicated to these.
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    I am SHOCKED! Ok, not really... pretty typical TCMA story. A whole separate thread could be made (has been made?) about the propensity of CMA people to be assholes. Something about that culture and community, I am not 100% sure but I have ideas.

    For what it is worth, my primary teacher was named Chan Tai San and while he had great martial arts, as a human he was a dirt bag. I have fond memories of the old dirt bag, to be sure, but I also have openly spoke of his dirt-bagatude. If you google him one of the first things is a LONG THREAD I posted about him
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    Quote Originally Posted by nysanda View Post
    I am SHOCKED! Ok, not really... pretty typical TCMA story. A whole separate thread could be made (has been made?) about the propensity of CMA people to be assholes. Something about that culture and community, I am not 100% sure but I have ideas.

    For what it is worth, my primary teacher was named Chan Tai San and while he had great martial arts, as a human he was a dirt bag. I have fond memories of the old dirt bag, to be sure, but I also have openly spoke of his dirt-bagatude. If you google him one of the first things is a LONG THREAD I posted about him
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chan_Tai_San

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=24837

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    when I google his name this is the third thing

    http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/...ad.php?t=34317

    it goes on for pages and has the good the bad and the ugly
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    I'm genetically hardwired to only recognize the first 2 search results.
    This has led to many problems in the past.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nysanda View Post
    For what it is worth, my primary teacher was named Chan Tai San and while he had great martial arts, as a human he was a dirt bag. I have fond memories of the old dirt bag, to be sure, but I also have openly spoke of his dirt-bagatude. If you google him one of the first things is a LONG THREAD I posted about him
    Dude, the point here is to present "douchebag" CMA stories. I actually like Chan Tai San from what I've read so far. Reminds me of old Russian sailors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Dude, the point here is to present "douchebag" CMA stories. I actually like Chan Tai San from what I've read so far. Reminds me of old Russian sailors.
    Like I said, I spent a long time with the guy, and had a conflicted relationship, like a family member

    Like a Russian sailor? That's an interesting way of putting it
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    Dude, a timeless classic. 10/10
    http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/...t=34317&page=5
    One of the greatest Chan Tai San stories EVER!

    The very first time we went to one of Sifu Tai Yim's events, Sifu Chan is doing his Chi Kung demo. As usual I am translating his comments into English. So you have

    Chan Tai San: I am very happy to be here as Sifu Tai Yim's event

    Me; translate into English

    Chan: I knew him when he was a little boy, I was friends with his teacher and studied with his si-gung

    Me; translate into English

    Chan: Tai Yim's Si Gung, the "white haired devil" was very famous

    Me: translate into English

    Chan: for killing a lot of guys

    Me: SILENT (I aint no dummy)

    Sifu Chan continued about how the White Haired Devil had killed so many people that their families hired men to go and kill him. I am no dummy, I am not translating this! So on he goes.

    The Chinese are dying laughing! The Americans are asking me why I'm not translating. I'm just standing there, hoping he'll change topics. Of course, Sifu Chan continues

    Sifu Chan talks about how a bunch of these hired killers surrounded the place White Haired Devil was having tea in, White Haired Devil breaks off the legs of the table that he's eating at, goes outside to beat them to death

    I'm not touching it!

    Sifu Yim, realizing that the lack of translation is a bad thing, tries to ad lib....

    Sifu Tai Yim: "Master Chan is happy to be here. He says that kung fu is excellent for everyone, an excellent way to get healthy"

    Only problem, while sifu is talking, he's mimicing the blood and mayhem with his hands. His body language is anything but about "health and spiritual development"

    The Chinese in attendance are dying laughing...

    Sifu Tai Yim keeps trying to ad libb

    Sifu Chan is mimicing White Haired Devil choking to death the last guy

    I'm just standing there....

    Sifu Chan "and that's how White Haired Devil beat six guys to death with table legs"

    I jump right in "and now Sifu Chan will do his next Chi Gung demonstration"

    I honestly though Tai Yim was gonna kill me
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