I am a ninja and I am patrolling Tunbridge Wells

**Gustard** · Posted On: 4/26/2011 11:40pm

Dressed head to toe in black, this ninja warrior stands ready to give hope to ordinary citizens on the mean streets of Royal Tunbridge Wells.

The masked vigilante - who looks remarkably like a man in judo pyjamas and a balaclava - patrols the streets, righting wrongs and giving hope to the residents of the Kent town.

His feats include heroics such as returning lost cats to their owners and warning illegally parked drivers that they risk a parking fine

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1KhAb9Xdf

**Kovacs** · Posted On: 4/27/2011 4:02am

That's in my home town. I keep trying to figure out if I know who the guy is.

Rather comically he's posting up 'Ninja watch' stickers parodying the 'Neighbourhood watch' versions.

**kenny_free** · Posted On: 4/27/2011 4:15am

He's t3h d34dly, thats who. Show us a pic of those stickers haha.

**Syphilis** · Posted On: 4/27/2011 4:22am

At least unlike all those other cunts, he does things that A) help people B) don't seem to endanger himself. and C) from his actions/words it seems that (for now) he has a normal brain; he didn't confront a group of loiterers, he just kinda hung out and made the area so uncool teenagers didn't want to be there anymore.

Justice.

**100xobm** · Posted On: 4/27/2011 5:07am

He'd do it better dressed as this:

NSFW dummy.

Spoiler:

He'll look like less of a cock too...

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 4/27/2011 9:05am

Originally Posted by Gustard

Dressed head to toe in black, this ninja warrior stands ready to give hope to ordinary citizens on the mean streets of Royal Tunbridge Wells.

The masked vigilante - who looks remarkably like a man in judo pyjamas and a balaclava - patrols the streets, righting wrongs and giving hope to the residents of the Kent town.

His feats include heroics such as returning lost cats to their owners and warning illegally parked drivers that they risk a parking fine

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1KhAb9Xdf

This is what we call real life trolling.
Like on interwebz, only without emoticons.

**Totemicist** · Posted On: 4/27/2011 9:11am

Originally Posted by Kovacs

That's in my home town. I keep trying to figure out if I know who the guy is.

Rather comically he's posting up 'Ninja watch' stickers parodying the 'Neighbourhood watch' versions.

Ahh...you are bringing back fond memories of getting pissed and seeing shite bands at the forum!

Tunbridge Wells Masive