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  1. Sri Hanuman is online now
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    First Annual San Antonio Easter Weekend Dungeons&Dragons Ruleset MMAKaraoke Throwdown

    Now, when many of you think Easter Weekend, the first thing that probably comes to mind is out of state relatives converging on a back-yard picnic table, maybe it’s togetherness, family, and hiding Easter eggs for the kids. Well, that’s probably because you’re all a bunch of pussies that practice Aikido, and wear tie-dye hakamas to your crystal healing sťances.

    This Easter weekend, a few brave souls have begun a new srsly manly tradition that will surely set a trend and define a generation. Of course, I am talking about the First Annual San Antonio Easter Weekend Dungeons and Dragons Ruleset MMA Karaoke Throwdown. An EPIC event so epic and full of awesomeness, that only a powerful stasis field of booze and singing Koreans can contain it.

    Taking a page from Gigoro Kano, we have put together a structured and codified format for future generations to follow:

    PHASE 1- PRE GAME PREP
    Get pre-game buzzed, usually a drinking contest will suffice. This serves 2 goals: It helps determine who gets to go first, and preps the contestants for the Karaoke.

    PHASE 2- THE GAME
    Break out into spontaneous D&D MMA match. Use whatever materials are available. Bar napkins, phone app dice, beer nut HPs, it’s all good. Further drinking ensures successful phase 3.




    PHASE 3- YMCA Semi-Finals
    If you can still read, pick the most confusing **** you can find on the song list. You don’t have to know the lyrics, as long as it sounds girly. When in doubt go for Lionel Ritchie or Sade. If you are feeling particularly sacrilegious, feel free to rape Bohemian Rhapsody. Half way through the match, you may get bonus points for doing interpretive dancing Napoleon Dynamite style. As a rule the LAST song on the list prior to the closing of events has to be YMCA by the Village People. Hand movement mandatory.

    PHASE 4- SOBERING UP IN THE PARKING LOT
    At this point, the contestants will engage in various sobering up activities, ranging from Wing Chun forms, to Kuk Sul Won poomise, to cartwheels. Extra points if you get spotted by a bar patron. Instant win if it’s the cops. If you happen to spot a chubby dog walking down the street, you are required by regulation 2 paragraph 14 B to chase it for no less than 10 and no greater than 15 feet. When adequately formed/poomised-up, feel free to go for tacos. Tacos kick ass.

    We now go live to The Beak with more.
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    I don't drink. There, I said it.

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    Did you intentionally leave the anus area of the grapple-monkey wide open?
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    Yeah when you to started chasing the dog down the street I was like WTF??

    You forgot the Wild Turkey. I doubt i would have interpretive danced Bohemian Rhapsody if not for the Wild Turkey.

    and the D&D MMA. We have to make that a thing. That would be huge.
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    Think we should put that into the rules, or make it optional?
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    In absence of Soju Wild Turkey is a suitable substitute.

    And I love how the Bar patrons just trying their hardest to ignore us, Even while we did the best YMCA ever.

    EDIT: looking at the Napkins/Scorecards I can See that the Wild Turkey hit me much harder than it hit you. Good show Comrade
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  7. Sri Hanuman is online now
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    I should have brought my monkey hat, or at least the cop hat and moustache.

    And dude, that was the baddest save VS takedown in history of D & D.
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    Btw whenever the next Texas TD happens we will have to do this again.
    or like this Friday. Whatever.
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    We need a TX Mega D&D MMA Karaoke throwdown.
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    That can be the 2nd day of a Throwdown. First day devoted to sparring, second day devoted to D&DMMA. The Wild Turkey fits in nicely with rule 1; though, perhaps a sub-rule for acceptably manly liquors. Also, may I suggest an addendum to Phase 4: If one of the combatants eats an entire plate of the cow-intestine tacos, they get a permanent +1 for the entire next round of D&DMMA.

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