My utter disdain for traditional martial arts grows by leaps & bounds...

**C0WB0Y** · Posted On: 4/26/2011 10:07am

I would just like to point out that hopefully, Samantha Knopfer, searches Google for her name, "Samantha Knopfer" in 7 years and realizes that she, Samantha Knopfer, is not the badass that her daddy told her she was. And Samantha Knopfer, if you are reading this in the year 2018, I hope you have realized the error of your ways.

So future, Samantha Knopfer... if you would like to make amends with Bullshido for your shenanigans, please feel free to BUMP this thread with nekked pictures of your now-legal self.

Samantha Knopfer. Samantha Knopfer. Samantha Knopfer.

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 4/26/2011 10:11am

Originally Posted by C0WB0Y

I would just like to point out that hopefully, Samantha Knopfer, searches Google for her name, "Samantha Knopfer" in 7 years and realizes that she, Samantha Knopfer, is not the badass that her daddy told her she was. And Samantha Knopfer, if you are reading this in the year 2018, I hope you have realized the error of your ways.

So future, Samantha Knopfer... if you would like to make amends with Bullshido for your shenanigans, please feel free to BUMP this thread with nekked pictures of your now-legal self.

Samantha Knopfer. Samantha Knopfer. Samantha Knopfer.

Ssshhhhhh...it's okay. Go to your happy place.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 4/26/2011 11:09am

Originally Posted by C0WB0Y

I would just like to point out that hopefully, Samantha Knopfer, searches Google for her name, "Samantha Knopfer" in 7 years and realizes that she, Samantha Knopfer, is not the badass that her daddy told her she was. And Samantha Knopfer, if you are reading this in the year 2018, I hope you have realized the error of your ways.

So future, Samantha Knopfer... if you would like to make amends with Bullshido for your shenanigans, please feel free to BUMP this thread with nekked pictures of your now-legal self.

Samantha Knopfer. Samantha Knopfer. Samantha Knopfer.

It didn't work - I googled it and this thread didn't show up in the first 3 pages of results. I stopped looking after that, because most of them were praising her achievement. Sorry. Good try.

**100xobm** · Posted On: 4/26/2011 6:52pm

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

Congratulations Sirc.

****, you're on fire. Two minutes ago I just repped you for something in a different thread. This was far far funnier.

**senseipookie** · Posted On: 4/26/2011 8:40pm

Was that a pink bo?

**Jazz.w92** · Posted On: 4/26/2011 10:04pm

Originally Posted by senseipookie

Was that a pink bo?

yes :( yes it is.

**meat monkey** · Posted On: 4/26/2011 10:15pm

Crikey.
It is a good thing that someone posted the correct videos.... I was thinking.. "maybe that type of Karate doesn't require matching the timing of the legs and hands......".

No, they do.

**Mr.Miyagi** · Posted On: 4/27/2011 3:24am

Urgh, what the fuckkkk. Whom is that gigantic creature in the grey tracksuit ensemble at the end?? Is that the teacher??

"If you close your eyes, the grunts and instructions coming from Samantha Knopfer sound much older than her 11 years." I thought that was a 4chan comment....>.>;

**Disastorm** · Posted On: 4/27/2011 4:16am

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

It didn't work - I googled it and this thread didn't show up in the first 3 pages of results. I stopped looking after that, because most of them were praising her achievement. Sorry. Good try.

This very page of the thread is actually the third result on google for me.