Top ten martial arts for self defence

**Like_A_Boss** · Posted On: 4/21/2011 2:23am

Originally Posted by patfromlogan

Al Bundy?

Entertainer of millions:

And BJJ Black Belt extraordinaire:

Otherwise Known as Ed Oneill

**DOHC_Holiday** · Posted On: 4/21/2011 2:42am

That's a pressure point.

Originally Posted by Like_A_Boss

Entertainer of millions:

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 4/21/2011 3:02am

Originally Posted by DOHC_Holiday

That's a pressure point.

You must have a crush on DOHC_Holiday, don't you? Go do some pushups or something.
That **** is the mad note.

**DOHC_Holiday** · Posted On: 4/21/2011 3:07am

"What? Don't you NEVER say an unkind word about the Krav!"

**DOHC_Holiday** · Posted On: 4/21/2011 3:10am

...Snoogins...

**madmonkey** · Posted On: 4/21/2011 3:30am

I don't make sheep bleat I make them sing

**kenny_free** · Posted On: 4/21/2011 3:39am

Originally Posted by madmonkey

I don't make sheep bleat I make them sing

The particular vocal is unimportant, just how you achieve the noise good sir.

**madmonkey** · Posted On: 4/21/2011 3:42am

Originally Posted by kenny_free

The particular vocal is unimportant, just how you achieve the noise good sir.

Why with a well placed Harai Goshi, 15 stone of slightly out of shape man landing on you after a throw tends to force the air out your lungs.

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What else could you have been thinking?

**kenny_free** · Posted On: 4/21/2011 4:10am

Originally Posted by madmonkey

Why with a well placed Harai Goshi, 15 stone of slightly out of shape man landing on you after a throw tends to force the air out your lungs.

Sheep, the latest in martial arts training aides.

What else could you have been thinking?

Rugby union, what else? Ive been experimenting by using rams as props, cows as locks, and a bull as my 8 man. If I could get them to run the ball we'd be unstoppable, but they just kind of stand there.

**madmonkey** · Posted On: 4/21/2011 4:35am

Originally Posted by kenny_free

Rugby union, what else? Ive been experimenting by using rams as props, cows as locks, and a bull as my 8 man. If I could get them to run the ball we'd be unstoppable, but they just kind of stand there.

The only problem I see with this is that if you're playing against someone like Jonah Lomu and they get hungry your team might shrink in size quickly.