Door-to-Door karate salesman. a touching story.

**Rickko** · Posted On: 5/19/2011 8:29pm

If they tried their door to door rubbish in the suburb I live in,wouldn't take more than two or three houses max before said doorknocker got to find out whether his fu is solid.
What a foolish opening line.
Granted,I know a few people that may be frightened by a fat krotty man...
But they're also scared of little green men & lizards.

**Colin** · Posted On: 5/19/2011 8:33pm

Originally Posted by Rickko

If they tried their door to door rubbish in the suburb I live in...

Are you a westie? :)

**Rickko** · Posted On: 5/19/2011 8:45pm

Nope,on the border of Redfern / Alexandria.

**Failed Student** · Posted On: 6/19/2011 12:29pm

Ha! I love it Proteinshakez- if in fact any of this is true.

Here in my two horse state of Vermont I'd love to do something similar, but if you flush, the whole town knows it within ten minutes, and I DO have a respectable reputation to maintain.

I figure with all the warning signs on the door about no solicitors and dangerous dogs, they probably get the hint anyway. Used to be two overweight middle aged women would come to the door, then at other times a middle aged overweight woman and her overweight child, all scrubbed clean in a fresh white shirt of course. They made no progress in their mission, I never opened the door - sometimes I just looked out the window at them and ignored them until they went away.

**syberia** · Posted On: 6/19/2011 8:59pm

Originally Posted by proteinshakez

I then made toast and masturbated.

The end.

Sounds like an average sunday morning.

I actually live in town now, I'm house sitting for friends, and I have neighbours. It's kind of freking me out, actually, and I feel like I can't go anywhere... But someone came to sell me Pay TV yesterday. I politely told him no.

On the plus side I can now get pizza delivered!

Originally Posted by Danielsan2

the opening post here is absolutely full of rubbish. I know the senior instructor of GKR for all of tasmania and I asked him straight out if one of his door knockers was knocked out and he laughed hilariously and said "definitely not"
you muppet - nice lie tho

You remind me of the Karate Kid.

Damn I hate those movies.