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  1. Sri Hanuman is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by proteinshakez View Post
    true story:

    2 JW's came to my door (there used to be like 2 week time periods they'd be ALL over the place in my neighborhood, usually avoided them by just not answering the door, but one day i had enough of them showing up.

    I answered the door in nothing but boxers and 1 sock (fortunately i hadn't shaved for several days so that helped too) and a chain holding a water bottle that i filled with something that looked like booze. I said "can i help you?" belched, and scratched my nuts while they stood there.

    They gave their usual speal, and i said "sure, tell me all about it". After a while of them talking, and me continuing to scratch my nuts, i pretended that my "wife" was screaming something to me, and i shouted back into the house "GOD DAMN IT WOMAN!! I'm talking to those god damned jenova's witlesses about jesus, do it your god damned self!!" and went back to listening to them. They stopped, looked at each other, looked at me, backed off my door step, and said they'd come back at a better time. I said "alright then, don't let the door hitcha where the good lord splitcha", and slammed the door on them.

    I then made toast and masturbated.

    The end.
    Better than what I do.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

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    What, you don't like toast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielsan2 View Post
    the opening post here is absolutely full of rubbish. I know the senior instructor of GKR for all of tasmania and I asked him straight out if one of his door knockers was knocked out and he laughed hilariously and said "definitely not"

    you muppet - nice lie tho
    The fact that they sell karate door to door is far more embarrassing than one of their salesmen catching a beating.
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     Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    The fact that they sell karate door to door is far more embarrassing than one of their salesmen catching a beating.
    I don't think we have this in the states, but if I see a door to door karate man walking around the neighborhood in a gi, I'm taking off my shoes and assuming a karate stance until we battle. Preferably, a ridiculous one. I'm thinking maybe like this:
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    5/19/2011 2:18pm


     Style: Aikido / FMA / Krotty

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    I had to look at that photo for a while to see why the stance was ridiculous. It's obvious now I've spotted it...

    The goddamn fool is holding the yo yo in his left hand instead of his right. The idiothole!


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignorami View Post
    I had to look at that photo for a while to see why the stance was ridiculous. It's obvious now I've spotted it...

    The goddamn fool is holding the yo yo in his left hand instead of his right. The idiothole!
    No, it's because his hands and feet are too wide apart to vogue properly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    No, it's because his hands and feet are too wide apart to vogue properly.
    Look around, everywhere you turn is balls-ache
    It's every punch that you throw
    You try everything you can to escape
    An RNC that you know

    When larping fails and you long to be
    Better than the Ninjer that you are today
    I know a place where you can get away
    It's called a dojo and here's what it's for, so

    Come on, vogue
    Do XMA moves to the music, hey, hey, hey
    Come on, vogue
    Let your aiki go with the flow, you know you can do it

    All you need is your own determination
    Use Dim Mak that's what it's for
    Go outside, try out your finest pankration
    Your fists will show them the floor

    It makes no difference if they're black or white
    If they're a boy or a girl
    If your bicep's pumping, it will take their life
    Kyokushin karateka, yes, that's what you are, you know it

    Come on, vogue
    Time your kiai tight to the music, "hey!, hey!, hey!"
    Come on, vogue
    Let your tai chi go with the flow, you know you can do it

    Pain is where you find it
    Not just where you bump and knee-grind it
    Capoera's a bit music-hall
    More breakdance than it is breakfall
    Magical, punch in the balls
    So take the chunner to the floor

    Vogue

    Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee
    Sammo Hung and Jet Li
    Tony Jaa, looking mean
    On the cover of black belt magazine

    Steven Seagal stuffing his face
    Hiding after the Gotti case
    Steven Chow, Van Damme too
    Chuck Norris, we love you

    Add a carnival attitude
    with BJJ done in the nude
    Don't just stand there, let's get to it
    Into horse-stance, there's nothing to it

    Vogue, vogue
    Vogue, vogue


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
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    Words escape me.
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    Posted On:
    5/19/2011 6:13pm

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     Style: Aikido,Judo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Words escape me.
    Hand gestures, winking, and lots of pelvic thrusting should get the job done
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     Style: SL5,MT, BJJ noob,Chow Gar

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    Madge won't be happy - unlease you let her/it re-release.
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