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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    Wait, if someone comes to my door (in the US) and asks if I've ever been afraid for my life, can I legally kick their ass on my front lawn? Implicit threat and all that...
    Depends what state you're in, and how far they entered. I think.
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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Depends what state you're in, and how far they entered. I think.
    I think you're legally in the clear past the 2nd knuckle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Depends what state you're in, and how far they entered. I think.
    Got it. Invite them in then kick their ass.
    "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln




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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    Got it. Invite them in then kick their ass.
    Or do what Lebell does.
    1. Invitation
    2. Chloroform
    3. Surprise secks
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

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    Colin, show us, on the doll, where the bad karate salesman touched you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Here's your basic outline.

    1. Selling karate door to door
    2. Someone goes "naw, my BJJ keel your karate"
    3. Challenge accepted in basement, low lighting, Barry White in background
    4. Dear Penthouse...
    *sigh* Still waiting...

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    So this Karate salesguy is basically selling the Amway of martial arts.

    Also why the Hell would they have some fat guy doing kata on the front page of their website?!

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    cuz fatdoodz are their target market.
    of course a big jacked and yolked-up stud can kick your ass, he's buffed and ripped.
    but a fatdood......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    cuz fatdoodz are their target market.
    of course a big jacked and yolked-up stud can kick your ass, he's buffed and ripped.
    but a fatdood......
    Ah I see, it's a "fatties are welcome here" kind of marketing like for Curves health clubs. And/or we can teach you how to defend yourself even if you are a weak and fat.

    But I still don't really get it because I would think many people would want to do martial arts as a fun and interesting way to get or stay fit and healthy.

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