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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignorami View Post
    Any large stranger who's opening gambit on my doorstep is "Have you ever been afraid for your life?" is getting removed from my property with a heavy spanner and a sensation of suddenness.
    Exactly. Its almost like a threat, I would kick him in the head.

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    If I had steps I would yell something about sparta and teep him in the chest.

    Then ask him if he was scared.

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    I'd treat them like I do Mormons. Invite them in and have an in depth discussion on why my belief system could never be shaken by a blind adherence to years old dogma that was possibly mistranslated and most definitely misunderstood. I'd go on to challenge their belief system and their first utterance of "you just have to have faith" earns a sharp rebuke and a clear path to the door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colin View Post
    The first thing he asks me is: "Have you ever been afraid for your life?"
    Are you allowed to own firearms?
    Pulling one out at this point would be a great response.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Pulling one out at this point would be a great response.
    Curling one out would be a better response.


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti

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    You know if somebody came to my door and ask me that question, he would be seeing the business end of my .45. I am getting to old and sore to slap these punks around. But you still did a good job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Are you allowed to own firearms?
    Pulling one out at this point would be a great response.
    Agreed. While asking if he is currently afraid for HIS life

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    I predict that this poor deluded soul will scurry back to the dojo with his tail between his legs. He will train for awhile with Colin in the back of his mind and the question of 'How did he DO that?' in his head.

    Eventually, he will come to understand that GKR is awful.

    I believe you quite literally knocked some sense into him, Colin.

    Bravo.
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    i was once told that "do" means wrecking people's **** for your own philosophical betterment.

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    I could be mistaking dumbness for delusion. I'll have to go dig out my DSM IV. It's great to have stumbled upon this site. The rich fauna and flora of mental dysfunction that exists in the martial arts is amazing. It's like the Galapagos.

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    This is why you should always have hash cookies to offer.
    It is only polite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feryk View Post
    I predict that this poor deluded soul will scurry back to the dojo with his tail between his legs. He will train for awhile with Colin in the back of his mind and the question of 'How did he DO that?' in his head.

    Eventually, he will come to understand that GKR is awful.

    I believe you quite literally knocked some sense into him, Colin.

    Bravo.
    You have far too much faith in mankind.

    He will spend a good hour screaming at a BOB body bag, poke it a few times with his deadly point spar strikes, and drink magic KI water to realign his chakras and ward off any future bad luck.

    He will then spend the rest of the night at a local pub drinking, crying, and trying to pick up 18 year olds with what he percieves to be clever lines about deadliness in combat.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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