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    Quote Originally Posted by Colin View Post
    I can't shake the image of the guys at the Aikido club discussing this. Legit comedy sketch material.

    Also, I allowed them to call me Sensei (even though the more correct term is probably Sempei), despite both terms being ego-fuelled and obnoxious.
    That's right. I was a whore.
    Yeah, sempai is the correct term for sure. It just does not give them that little thrill to say sempai, though. I've not heard sempai used much if at all in American judo dojo.

    Hey, like I said, even I succumbed to the temptation once. After that I swore "never again" and I've missed out on getting laid numerous times because of it. Thank goodness, waaaaay too much drama for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    ...and I've missed out on getting laid numerous times because of it...
    Well, I've missed out on getting laid numerous times due to having no game.
    FML

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colin View Post
    Well, I've missed out on getting laid numerous times due to having no game.
    FML
    That's why you need to go back to aikido and being sensei.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colin View Post
    Well, I've missed out on getting laid numerous times due to having no game.
    FML
    It's okay, you've got a beard now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colin View Post
    Well, I've missed out on getting laid numerous times due to having no game.
    FML
    You'll get laid plenty in prison.


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

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    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti

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    Quote Originally Posted by diducdat? View Post
    Its already taken me in and embraced me. I see I've struck a chord,as you'd fit in with the Aikido crowd.
    Maybe in whatever podunk-ass place you live. If you talked that mess on my mats, i'd skull ride you until you screamed DO IT TO JULIA! DO IT TO HER!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    Maybe in whatever podunk-ass place you live. If you talked that mess on my mats, i'd skull ride you until you screamed DO IT TO JULIA! DO IT TO HER!
    Stop flirting with the guy and get serious!

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    Some of us like a little foreplay.


    "The only important elements in any society
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    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    Maybe in whatever podunk-ass place you live. If you talked that mess on my mats, i'd skull ride you until you screamed DO IT TO JULIA! DO IT TO HER!
    No one reads 1984 anymore

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