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  1. BKR is offline
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    My dog is cuter and smarter than yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    And BJJ destroys your ability to do anything other than flop onto your butt and then rub it up and down on a mat, like a dog with an itchy arse.

    I present to you the finest BJJ practicioner of our age:
    Impacted anal glands, very messy business!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colin View Post
    What are my qualifications in Aikido?
    I'm a 6th kyu ^_^
    (Judo is 2 years after the Aikido finished)
    My grappling experience mostly comes from that 2 year period.

    In a website that prides itself on stringent requirements, it's pretty amazing how far such a conversation can go before such issues are raised :)

    To try and target more accurately the core of your comment - what's special about me that should be teaching Ukemi? Nothing. Nothing at all.
    Am I qualified to teach Ukemi? (possibly? what kind of qualification do you need?)

    If it was so long ago when I did Aikido (and still pretty long since I used to to Judo, too) Why do I feel that I can teach Ukemi?

    Well, I'm pretty damn good at ukemi.
    LOL, I was going to read the rest and ask how much aikido and Judo you really have done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Impacted anal glands, very messy business!

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    I know things must get lonely up their in the cold American north, but I would have thought you could keep things buttoned up until the wife gets there. Although I guess it explains why you started a small holding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    I know things must get lonely up their in the cold American north, but I would have thought you could keep things buttoned up until the wife gets there. Although I guess it explains why you started a small holding.
    LOL, nice try, but your lack of farm experience and dog ownership is showing. Never had to clear impacted anal glands on your dog? Make sure you stand to one side and hold your breath, is all I can say.

    Only pussies take their dogs to the vet for that kind of crap.

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    Oh, and Colin, I'll have to downgrade your rating to a 4 overall considering the revelation (not too big a surprise) you really don't know much about ukemi. Or aikido, or judo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    LOL, nice try, but your lack of farm experience and dog ownership is showing. Never had to clear impacted anal glands on your dog? Make sure you stand to one side and hold your breath, is all I can say.

    Only pussies take their dogs to the vet for that kind of crap.

    Ben
    How do you 'clear the passage' and stand to the side at the same time? Do you suffer from a pronounced form of Peyronie's, its quit common in white males over 40, I hear?
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    How do you 'clear the passage' and stand to the side at the same time? Do you suffer from a pronounced form of Peyronie's, its quit common in white males over 40, I hear?
    I see you do have experience at clearing passages and Peronie's syndrome. And your fascination of my penis and it's shape is quite disturbing, how long has this been an issue for you?

    Your lack of dog ownership experience is showing, so I'll have to give you a 2 for this effort.

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    Cant find any video. Basicly it consists of riding a stationary bike while holding your breath.
    I was imagining something dirtier...you know. Because the depravation.
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    I was imagining something dirtier...you know. Because the depravation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colin View Post
    (In addition, what he's doing is called ad hominem. He's not trying to attack the argument, rather the guy who put the argument together. This is YMAS, after all.)
    Argument? I haven't seen anything worth that name.

    OTOH,

    STFU N00B and go train until you have something to teach!!!

    Something in this line would be an ad hominem.

    But that not my style.
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