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    Quote Originally Posted by jnix View Post
    i can deadlift 325, i weigh 150 and i'm 5'3" and i can kick over my head.
    I can dead lift 500lbs+, I weigh 190 and I'm 5'10 and I can also kick over your head.

    Fucking midget.

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    omega, you can deadlift more than me. you may or may not be able to kick higher than me. i did not specify exactly how high i can kick(just that i can kick over my head) 'cause i have'nt measured that recently. i have kicked a garage door header with a jumping front kick and that was measured at seven foot and my knee was bent so i could have reached seven foot two or so, which aint bad for a midget. i'm sure you could do it too, make sure to stretch first or ya might pull a hammy. oh and one more thing, i like being a midget i have a lower center of gravity, better balance, it's easier to get a single or double leg, and i can punch tall people in the leg without lowering my stance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnix View Post
    omega, you can deadlift more than me. you may or may not be able to kick higher than me. i did not specify exactly how high i can kick(just that i can kick over my head) 'cause i have'nt measured that recently. i have kicked a garage door header with a jumping front kick and that was measured at seven foot and my knee was bent so i could have reached seven foot two or so, which aint bad for a midget. i'm sure you could do it too, make sure to stretch first or ya might pull a hammy. oh and one more thing, i like being a midget i have a lower center of gravity, better balance, it's easier to get a single or double leg, and i can punch tall people in the leg without lowering my stance.
    he actually didn't say he could kick higher than you, he said he could kick over your head

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnix View Post
    omega, you can deadlift more than me. you may or may not be able to kick higher than me. i did not specify exactly how high i can kick(just that i can kick over my head) 'cause i have'nt measured that recently. i have kicked a garage door header with a jumping front kick and that was measured at seven foot and my knee was bent so i could have reached seven foot two or so, which aint bad for a midget. i'm sure you could do it too, make sure to stretch first or ya might pull a hammy. oh and one more thing, i like being a midget i have a lower center of gravity, better balance, it's easier to get a single or double leg, and i can punch tall people in the leg without lowering my stance.
    :yaoming:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnix View Post
    omega, you can deadlift more than me. you may or may not be able to kick higher than me. i did not specify exactly how high i can kick(just that i can kick over my head) 'cause i have'nt measured that recently. i have kicked a garage door header with a jumping front kick and that was measured at seven foot and my knee was bent so i could have reached seven foot two or so, which aint bad for a midget. i'm sure you could do it too, make sure to stretch first or ya might pull a hammy. oh and one more thing, i like being a midget i have a lower center of gravity, better balance, it's easier to get a single or double leg, and i can punch tall people in the leg without lowering my stance.
    Stop now, this will not end well for you.
    Lurk a bit more for a while and you will understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnix View Post
    omega, you can deadlift more than me. you may or may not be able to kick higher than me. i did not specify exactly how high i can kick(just that i can kick over my head) 'cause i have'nt measured that recently. i have kicked a garage door header with a jumping front kick and that was measured at seven foot and my knee was bent so i could have reached seven foot two or so, which aint bad for a midget. i'm sure you could do it too, make sure to stretch first or ya might pull a hammy. oh and one more thing, i like being a midget i have a lower center of gravity, better balance, it's easier to get a single or double leg, and i can punch tall people in the leg without lowering my stance.
    Why don't you go start a proper Newbietown thread of your own and tell us all about this wondrous amazement?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnix View Post
    omega, you can deadlift more than me. you may or may not be able to kick higher than me. i did not specify exactly how high i can kick(just that i can kick over my head) 'cause i have'nt measured that recently. i have kicked a garage door header with a jumping front kick and that was measured at seven foot and my knee was bent so i could have reached seven foot two or so, which aint bad for a midget. i'm sure you could do it too, make sure to stretch first or ya might pull a hammy. oh and one more thing, i like being a midget i have a lower center of gravity, better balance, it's easier to get a single or double leg, and i can punch tall people in the leg without lowering my stance.
    No you don't. You have small man's complex and you're compensating for your lack of testicular manhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soldiermedic25 View Post
    he actually didn't say he could kick higher than you, he said he could kick over your head
    He fails at reading comprehension. It makes him a mental midget too.

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    kickapoo, thats just as high as i can reach(lol, or laugh in your mind, or not at all, it's up to you, who am i to tell you how to laugh?) omega your good i won't deny it, you may even border on literary geniousness(i think i just made up a new word) however i got to ask, "no i don't" what?, i'm sorry i missed something.

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