Ninja Clad Plumber Assaults Man With 25" Machete

bobyclumsyninja · 3/29/2011 8:54pm

Clad in what authorities described as a black 'ninja' outfit, Robert Carl Hopkins Jr, wielded a 25-inch machete in his attack on a man Sunday in a parking lot....

Scene: South Coast Plaza, Orange County's huge shopping center. A man presumably walks to his car, and is attacked by, a ninjer with a 25" blade. He wasn't seriously hurt (!), and called police.

The as yet unidentified victim reported that the assailant ran toward the Regency South Coast Village movie theater.

Police recovered the machete in the movie theater, and arrested Hopkins. He'll be arrained Tuesday.

I now open the floor to discussion.

Bullies? WTF!!!!

**RurikGreenwulf** · Posted On: 3/30/2011 7:46pm

so... he just attacked a random man wielding a machete not even a cheap katana?
damm this ninjers are getting cheap

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 3/30/2011 8:04pm

I didn't think anything was cheap in Orange County.

**MuayThaiBri67** · Posted On: 3/30/2011 8:44pm

A machete? I thought all criminals in Orange County used AK-47's

**Styygens** · Posted On: 3/30/2011 8:45pm

What is it with the ninjas this month???

**Lindz** · Posted On: 3/30/2011 9:13pm

With so much fail going on i dont know why this jumped out at me

Orange County's most internationally acclaimed shopping center

**jojoismyname08** · Posted On: 3/30/2011 11:51pm

dang! i used to hang out there!

***TaeBo_Master*** · Posted On: 3/31/2011 1:19am

What is it with the ninjas this month???

Just throwing it out there... could there be a connection between the growing ninja presence and the Bullshido drama? Or maybe people were wrong about the zombie apocalypse... if you get bitten by a ninja, do you become a ninja?