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    Worst Martial Arts Web Comic Ever?

    So I stumbled across this comic today, and it reminds me of what a SyFy original movie would look like if it was a comic and about martial artists instead of giant CGI monsters.

    http://plotlessviolence.comicgenesis.com/


    The First Page!
    http://plotlessviolence.comicgenesis.../20041015.html

    Normally I wouldn't bother giving this a second look, but there's something about this that reminds me of riffing on terrible films like The Room, or Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. I hope you guys get as much enjoyment out of this as I did.


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    http://plotlessviolence.comicgenesis.../20050518.html
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    So the art is crap, colouring is most likely done in MS paint and there is absolutely no plot structure what so ever. Yeah I'd have to say its the worst web comic I've seen, even worse than that one that was nothing but a needlessly oversexed and ultra-violent Marty Sue character.

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    I can't seem to stop clicking next...

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    Now I have succeeded in not clicking next again. Possibly the worst of a bad lot.

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    It reminds me of this kid's notebook drawings in my school...it's so badly done.

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    I couldn't be bothered to click anything.
    It seems to me that the Sanjuriu Martial Art is not in guestion, but, rather the character of Mr. Galt.
    -AkidoMom

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    i'm enjoying this greatly. snake NEEDS to see this.

    comments from the bottom of one of the images:

    P: how many people have visited your sight so far
    Me: see for yourself
    P: wheres the counter
    Me: ......I encrypted into the 47th character of the source code
    P: sh-t this is going to take awhile, put some coffe on to boil because this is going to be a long night of me punching you in the face and groin
    http://plotlessviolence.comicgenesis.../20041028.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by P Marsh View Post
    So the art is crap, colouring is most likely done in MS paint and there is absolutely no plot structure what so ever. Yeah I'd have to say its the worst web comic I've seen, even worse than that one that was nothing but a needlessly oversexed and ultra-violent Marty Sue character.
    You forgot to mention that the martial arts technique was totally awful.

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