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  1. Soldiermedic is offline
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    Craigslist Bullshido

    Like any other hard worker that gets stuck in the office from time to time, I often look on craigslist for no particular reason. I've found, surprisingly, that there are a number of people who make false claims on the internet. This can range from a girl being slightly heavier than what she had stated, a persons car being significantly rustier upon seeing it in their driveway, as opposed to on my computer screen.

    However, when looking in the "lessons" section, I found this gem

    http://worcester.craigslist.org/lss/2289082241.html

    from the posting:
    Real Self-Defense taught in your home.

    I have a black belt in No-Gi Judo (Judo without the robe), A Blue belt in Brazilian Jui-Jitsu and formal training in Krav-Maga.
    I am only 19 years old, I have been doing Martial Arts since I was very young but I do KNOW what I am doing.
    I will teach everything from disarming techniques to ground fighting.

    I am also a professional Mixed Martial Artist, if you are interested in training for MMA that is also an option.

    Do not contact unless interested in learning REAL, BRUTAL, self-defense
    And so I decided to create a thread regarding ridiculous martial arts craigslist postings. In this case, I have contacted the person in the add, asking about his no gi judo black belt and his bjj blue belt.
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    Posted On:
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    Sounds like a craphead, doesn't he?
    "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez
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    You should definitely take a lesson or 2 from the 19 yr old.

    Ask him if he needs help on his homework, too - I know someone who will guarantee him an A:

    http://charlotte.craigslist.org/lss/2287746792.html
    "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln



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    Oh stop it. You just want to get him in your basement so you can rape him.
    The poor kid is just trying to pay his way through art school until he "rediscovers" himself in Amsterdam, and tries offering greco roman classes to tourists for 20E.
    LEAVE 19 YEAR OLD DOUCHE ALONE!!!
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit
  5. Soldiermedic is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Oh stop it. You just want to get him in your basement so you can rape him.
    The poor kid is just trying to pay his way through art school until he "rediscovers" himself in Amsterdam, and tries offering greco roman classes to tourists for 20E.
    LEAVE 19 YEAR OLD DOUCHE ALONE!!!
    At the current exchange rate, thats pretty steep
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    I dunno, that's not too bad for engaging in contact sports in Amsterdam.
  7. Sri Hanuman is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoj View Post
    I dunno, that's not too bad for engaging in contact sports in Amsterdam.
    Apparently those hookers do get punched a lot.
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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit
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    that sound you hear is Lebell flooding that kid's email with pix
  9. Soldiermedic is offline
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    http://worcester.craigslist.org/lss/2254504290.html

    I dont count this one cause its just a Mcdojo, only the real crazies catch my eye
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Oh stop it. You just want to get him in your basement so you can rape him.
    Hold up. Isn't this what 95% of people who place ads on Craigslist are looking to do to their victims? Place was set up *by* psychopaths, perverts and psychopathic perverts, *for* psychopaths, perverts and psychopathic perverts, weren't it?

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