Craigslist Bullshido

**Soldiermedic** · Posted On: 3/29/2011 9:03am

Like any other hard worker that gets stuck in the office from time to time, I often look on craigslist for no particular reason. I've found, surprisingly, that there are a number of people who make false claims on the internet. This can range from a girl being slightly heavier than what she had stated, a persons car being significantly rustier upon seeing it in their driveway, as opposed to on my computer screen.

However, when looking in the "lessons" section, I found this gem

http://worcester.craigslist.org/lss/2289082241.html

from the posting:

Real Self-Defense taught in your home.

I have a black belt in No-Gi Judo (Judo without the robe), A Blue belt in Brazilian Jui-Jitsu and formal training in Krav-Maga.
I am only 19 years old, I have been doing Martial Arts since I was very young but I do KNOW what I am doing.
I will teach everything from disarming techniques to ground fighting.

I am also a professional Mixed Martial Artist, if you are interested in training for MMA that is also an option.

Do not contact unless interested in learning REAL, BRUTAL, self-defense

And so I decided to create a thread regarding ridiculous martial arts craigslist postings. In this case, I have contacted the person in the add, asking about his no gi judo black belt and his bjj blue belt.

**patfromlogan** · Posted On: 3/29/2011 9:17am

Sounds like a craphead, doesn't he?

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 3/29/2011 9:28am

You should definitely take a lesson or 2 from the 19 yr old.

Ask him if he needs help on his homework, too - I know someone who will guarantee him an A:

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/lss/2287746792.html

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 3/29/2011 9:51am

Oh stop it. You just want to get him in your basement so you can rape him.
The poor kid is just trying to pay his way through art school until he "rediscovers" himself in Amsterdam, and tries offering greco roman classes to tourists for 20E.
LEAVE 19 YEAR OLD DOUCHE ALONE!!!

**Soldiermedic** · Posted On: 3/29/2011 10:48am

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

Oh stop it. You just want to get him in your basement so you can rape him.
The poor kid is just trying to pay his way through art school until he "rediscovers" himself in Amsterdam, and tries offering greco roman classes to tourists for 20E.
LEAVE 19 YEAR OLD DOUCHE ALONE!!!

At the current exchange rate, thats pretty steep

**Yoj** · Posted On: 3/29/2011 10:57am

I dunno, that's not too bad for engaging in contact sports in Amsterdam.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 3/29/2011 12:22pm

Originally Posted by Yoj

I dunno, that's not too bad for engaging in contact sports in Amsterdam.

Apparently those hookers do get punched a lot.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 3/29/2011 12:41pm

that sound you hear is Lebell flooding that kid's email with pix

**Soldiermedic** · Posted On: 3/29/2011 1:33pm

http://worcester.craigslist.org/lss/2254504290.html

I dont count this one cause its just a Mcdojo, only the real crazies catch my eye

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 3/30/2011 12:07pm

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

Oh stop it. You just want to get him in your basement so you can rape him.

Hold up. Isn't this what 95% of people who place ads on Craigslist are looking to do to their victims? Place was set up *by* psychopaths, perverts and psychopathic perverts, *for* psychopaths, perverts and psychopathic perverts, weren't it?