Merry Christmas! shitter's full...
Posted On:3/16/2011 8:09pm
i like the part where shvartza ninja gave tard hair ninja an oil check with the latest copy of black belt.
Originally Posted by it is fake
yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
Posted On:3/16/2011 9:58pm
That was some of the weirdest performance art I've ever seen. Loved the minimalist set though.
Posted On:3/16/2011 10:07pm
Originally Posted by JorgeCalifornia
your guitar? If you ever have an El Kabong moment, you'd better take pics! Then you can even post instructional videos on how to use musical instruments for self-defense! ;) Btw, the end of this video is AWESOME
I've never hit anyone with it, in anger. I have had people who were sizing me up to punch, think twice or more about it, because of the guitar I was holding.
Separate from sitting/standing to play...when I'm walking about with our (mine and my girl's) portable performance setup...I've got 50-70 pounds of **** in my arms, and on my back. It's not comfy, and I'm often grimacing with the effort of carrying it for extended periods. Visually, it's just not a welcoming sight, even for chip-on-shoulder types.
It's also why my retard strength factor is high, because I spend so much time slinging weight around, on a daily basis, for years and years now.
Guitar d3adly. Don't torpedo Keith Richards' show either...
Posted On:3/17/2011 3:02am
I would recommend stabbing at them with the headstock of the guitar. Using it more like a spear than a bat. This is also ideal because you play your guitar from this position. The strap over your shoulder even allows for a sweet battering-ram swing. So you can deal out the pain, then shred some killer licks while standing over their crumpled body.
I received some cracked ribs from the end of a bass guitar once. I don't wanna talk about how it happened.
I'm gonna go smack someone with a magazine right now ! Yay! I'll reference the video for why I did it.
pro nonsense self defense
Posted On:3/17/2011 10:52am
Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja
Don't torpedo Keith Richards' show either...
What the hell was that?
Posted On:3/17/2011 11:54am
Originally Posted by Permalost
What the hell was that?
In slow motion, thats keith richards jabbing someone in the neck with his used heroin needle for running up on set.
Posted On:3/18/2011 4:20am
That's what happens if someone rushes Keith Richard's stage. BINK!!!! and then calmly (for a rock star) resumes riffing.
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