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    The best answer to your question is learn how to grapple good enough so your opponent doesn't get on top of you like that. It's like all those how do I escape from a ..... submission questions. Simple, don't let him do it in the first place.

    Learn your positional control, framing, bridging, t-rexx and shrimping. If you get good at staying out of bad places you don't have to escape

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nefron View Post
    You do know Lion could rape you and rip your penis off if he wanted to in a fight? Keep talking ****, moron.
    No, he probably doesn't know that since he just joined.

    Perhaps some of you might benefit from drinking decaf, or maybe getting laid. There are better things to do on this forum that bashing on noobs in an e-peen contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    No, he probably doesn't know that since he just joined.

    Perhaps some of you might benefit from drinking decaf, or maybe getting laid. There are better things to do on this forum that bashing on noobs in an e-peen contest.
    But bashing noobs is fun. Kinda.

    Also, the last 3 posts in this quote chain contain the word penis. Just saying.

    Penis.

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    Hey! I was play nice with the noob.

    [ sulks off in a snit, and you've never seen a snit until you've seen a 240lbs 57 yo grandpa with a big bushy fu manchu mustache sulk off in a snit! ]

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    ...The first thing Phil teaches is how to do a tactical standup safely while someone's trying to wail on you in your open guard. Just. Keep doing the BJJ there. You're privileged to train with a lot of experienced MMA and grappling competitors. Whatever they have you doing, keep fucking doing it.


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    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

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    Grab one of his hands and put him in a Triangle. Works every time. But if the guy's GNP'n you from mount, then you just cover up and hope for the best. Or you can try to reverse him so you're on top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSK_83 View Post
    Grab one of his hands and put him in a Triangle. Works every time. But if the guy's GNP'n you from mount, then you just cover up and hope for the best. Or you can try to reverse him so you're on top.
    hahahahaha. stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSK_83 View Post
    Grab one of his hands and put him in a Triangle. Works every time.
    Except when it doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M1K3 View Post
    Hey! I was play nice with the noob.

    [ sulks off in a snit, and you've never seen a snit until you've seen a 240lbs 57 yo grandpa with a big bushy fu manchu mustache sulk off in a snit! ]
    Yes you were.That's why I quoted Nefron and not you. Pay attention and stop snoozing when you post grandpa.

    Quote Originally Posted by JSK_83 View Post
    Grab one of his hands and put him in a Triangle. Works every time. But if the guy's GNP'n you from mount, then you just cover up and hope for the best. Or you can try to reverse him so you're on top.
    You should either get much better at conveying sarcasm, or never give technical advice concerning MMA again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reekon_Nox View Post
    wow, Lionknight gave me my first dumbass stupid as reply, Whats wrong wifey didn't want to stick her finger in your ass last night???

    @ bombom thanks, that's all I wanted to know.

    I am curently enrolled at a Academy learnin Muay Thai and Jiu Jitsu at Relson Gracie Academy. It is a great place but since there are so many advanced guys there that train it is kinda hard for the instructure to keep going over the simple basics every time some random new person drops in. It is kinds sink or swim but I like it, it makes you decide how bad you want it. I am seeking private lessons with what of the higher ranking students so I can catch up and I come to boards like this to ask questions.

    Lion next time your mad cause you did not get your ass stimulated I can send you a cast of my penis so you can play with that a hum your self to sleep OK?

    Wow, guess my comments hit a little to close to home huh boy?

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