Posted On:5/05/2011 3:24am
Style: Gym drifter
An armed man who found himself suddenly under attack by a sword-wielding ninja turned the tables on the encounter by pulling a gun.
Not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but I've been here long enough to know the search function sucks.
Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"
"That was grappling. Real MMA."
"Where do I go for that?"
I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.
I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.
Posted On:5/05/2011 6:09am
The South Carolina Ninja clan is extremely dangerous to themselves. Their battle call is "carefull...you could put your eye out!!!"
Posted On:5/05/2011 7:16am
Style: Cheng Man Ching Taijiquan
Today on CNN, a tard of ninjers were wiped out during a failed raid on an Atacosa firing range. The cleansing was commensed by 78 year old Ellie May Cordoba and her rossi .38. Despite being highly diabetic, having poor vision, and being plagued with arthritis, Mrs. Cordoba nevertheless saved her beloved pet chihuaua by picking off the slow moving targets.
More at 9.
Kama Sutra blue belt.
Originally Posted by Emevas
I used to **** guys like you in prison.
Originally Posted by Rock Ape
Dude I kill people for a fucking living.
Posted On:5/05/2011 7:57am
LOL, instead of an "Assault Weapons Ban", Clinton should have made an "Assault Ninjer Ban".
Posted On:5/05/2011 8:02am
Originally Posted by judoist
No such thing.
Unless they're assaulting these
Posted On:5/05/2011 10:02am
Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu
From the article :
Guzzo pulled the gun on the ninja when he attempted to slash Guzzo, whom he says did not move with the grace typically associated to ninjas.
“He was like a gazelle that just got attacked by a lion,” Guzzo said. “He got up and fell, and got up and fell. Then he jumped off a cliff.”
"Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln
Posted On:5/05/2011 10:11am
The day a man is attacked in a parking lot by a Jedi, I'll shave my balls and become a monk.
Posted On:5/05/2011 2:54pm
Actually, Jedi is a recognized religion in the USA, so that day might just be around the corner.
When I Get Back
Posted On:5/05/2011 3:05pm
stories like these make me sad and shake the foundations of my revenge fantasies.
Posted On:5/05/2011 3:08pm
I hope there is a movie made out of this, starring Luis Guzman. For some reason, when I read the statements made by Guzzo, I just hear his voice.
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