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    This is exactly why you can't talk to ninjers like civilized people.

    Sadly, I remember seeing this movie start-to-finish. I think they could've taken a clip of any random 2 minutes portion and it would've been just as much of a worst-of. Still, I give you:


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    Where's the one minute ninja movie?

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    I want a Ninja, a professional Ninja!
    Not some amateur Ninja that only Ninjas on the weekend.
    A real live professional adult Ninja to kill people for me.
    A true Ninja doesn't kill he only masturbates about the concept of killing.

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    Exactly, not some amateur hobbyist ninja. I want someone who ninjers on at least a national level, if not international.

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    @ 01:48 Dr McNinja should be envious of that one-hit coronary bypass.

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    This movie has the absolute best death scene with the main villain ending up with a "what are you gonna do?" look on his face just before falling off screen. I really miss martial arts movies like this, now we just get shitty movies that aren't even the good kind of bad like The Last Airbender and Never Back Down.

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    I'm sorry, but the last air bender was the bad kind of bad. The cube and it's sequel/prequels are the good kind of bad, seriously, go netflix it, it will make your day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donoraen View Post
    I'm sorry, but the last air bender was the bad kind of bad. The cube and it's sequel/prequels are the good kind of bad, seriously, go netflix it, it will make your day.
    Yeah, I said The Last Airbender was just crap, trying to cram an entire T.V. season into a single film happens to never be a good idea. And I have seen half of Cube 2: Hypercube but its a little to high budget for my bad movie tastes, I'm into movies that you get at Blockbuster out of the 3-5 dollar clearance bin that never made it to the shelf. Chupacabra Terror happens to have the dude who played Gimli from lord of the rings and is just so bad it hurts in a good way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P Marsh View Post
    Yeah, I said The Last Airbender was just crap, trying to cram an entire T.V. season into a single film happens to never be a good idea. And I have seen half of Cube 2: Hypercube but its a little to high budget for my bad movie tastes, I'm into movies that you get at Blockbuster out of the 3-5 dollar clearance bin that never made it to the shelf. Chupacabra Terror happens to have the dude who played Gimli from lord of the rings and is just so bad it hurts in a good way.
    My s.o. and I hang out with another couple and deliberately watch the worst movies possible. These were some real winners:

    Octopus (not to be confused with "Megashark vs. Giant Octopus" also worth seeing)
    Thankskilling
    Bulletproof (yes there is a 3 minute movie of it, but there are sooo many lulz in this movie that it can only contain a fraction of them)

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    I fell asleep during hypercube, have you seen mega shark vrs giant octopus?

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