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  1. rustyflexx is offline

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    Posted On:
    3/11/2011 7:55pm

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     Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

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    Dumbass kids and their tapout wear and attitudes

    I go out with some friends, 1 of which is ex special forces, 1 is an officer on the SWAT team, a couple others that are just cool as hell and then me. We are keeping to ourselves and a girl from the table next to us starts eyeballing my SWAT team friend although there are guys at the table too. Obviously she is there with one of them, atleast. She keeps doing this and as the night presses on alcohol is flowing and it pisses one of the guys off obviously the boyfriend, well he goes to the bathroom and the girl walks up to my SWAT buddy and starts talking with him and flirting, my buddy is not being anything more than friendly and this lil prick comes out of the bathroom and gets in my buddy's face. The guy is decked out in Tapout gear in a bar running his mouth, " I have 3 years MMA experience, I will whip all your asses." I just tell him in the calmest voice I can that he better have more than 3 yrs MMA because his clothes are not going to fight the battle he is about to embark on.
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    Posted On:
    3/11/2011 8:03pm


     Style: yellow bamboo

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    I wanna cheeseburger!!!
  3. Plasma is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by rustyflexx View Post
    I go out with some friends, 1 of which is ex special forces, 1 is an officer on the SWAT team, a couple others that are just cool as hell and then me. We are keeping to ourselves and a girl from the table next to us starts eyeballing my SWAT team friend although there are guys at the table too. Obviously she is there with one of them, atleast. She keeps doing this and as the night presses on alcohol is flowing and it pisses one of the guys off obviously the boyfriend, well he goes to the bathroom and the girl walks up to my SWAT buddy and starts talking with him and flirting, my buddy is not being anything more than friendly and this lil prick comes out of the bathroom and gets in my buddy's face. The guy is decked out in Tapout gear in a bar running his mouth, " I have 3 years MMA experience, I will whip all your asses." I just tell him in the calmest voice I can that he better have more than 3 yrs MMA because his clothes are not going to fight the battle he is about to embark on.
    Then I whipped out my guitar and did this killer solo and totally melted the clothes off of her body. The TapOut guy was pissed at that so he did Wing Chun **** at me that totally didn't hurt. Then my buddies and I jumped on our White Stallions as the Ferrari was in the shop and rode off.
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    Posted On:
    3/11/2011 8:52pm

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     Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs

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    This seems like a good opportunity to post this video of a Tapout insisting that he get punched in the mouth, who is then punched in the mouth:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OU48...layer_embedded
  5. judoka_uk is offline
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    Posted On:
    3/11/2011 8:58pm

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    Saw a big fat guy waddling round campus in a tapout shirt the other day.

    Some of the funniest moments on my nights out have been when people who train TKD or Juijitsu have been running their mouth about their deadliness.
  6. omoplatypus is offline
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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full...

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    Posted On:
    3/11/2011 8:59pm

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    is that the new name for douchebags? "tapouts"?

    im gonna start calling them that now. i was calling them tufn00bz, zuffazombies, danadildos, and queerosexuals.

    but now i'll just call them tapouts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
  7. Bneterasedmynam is offline

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    Posted On:
    3/11/2011 9:01pm


     

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    Did you end up kickin his ass, or did he puss out??
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    Posted On:
    3/11/2011 9:04pm

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    The remedy for that kind of faggotry is to repeatedly throw people. Nothing smacks the stupid out of people like being being repeatedly IppOWNED.

    This is why whenever an Aikijoker or Jiujitsu fag bowls up to our club and tries to give it the massive one I make a point of smashing them. Turn up with a good attitude and not trying to prove a point and you get welcomed with open arms.
  9. Vieux Normand is offline

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    Posted On:
    3/11/2011 9:17pm

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    If a d-bag has a bullseye on his shirt, it says "shoot me".

    If he has "tapout" on his shirt/hoodie/whatever...it also signifies something he wants you to do to him. Have a heart--don't refuse.
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    Posted On:
    3/11/2011 9:30pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    This is why whenever an Aikijoker or Jiujitsu fag bowls up to our club and tries to give it the massive one I make a point of smashing them.
    "I commend your efficient use of energy for the common good."

    Martial Arts and Philosophy: Beating and Nothingness
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