3/05/2011 10:51pm, #11
3/05/2011 11:22pm, #12
Bowen's an in-shape youngish dude, Elmore is a land-manatee with delusions of Randian superhamnity. Bowen after one or two punches, if it happens at all.
3/05/2011 11:56pm, #13
As they sign the gym waiver, Elmore (per his no mercy, no rules philosophy) stabs Bowen in the heart...except the pen only draws a smiley on Dan's nipple.
The fight lasts 13 seconds, which is how long it takes for Elmore to defecate with nervousness...allowing homes to sink in the RNC, causing e-Diddy to once again soil his Gi. The city closes the gym, and they are forced to burn the ring.
That's exactly what's likely to happen.
3/06/2011 12:55am, #14
Can we put this in the combat sports betting subforum, complete with options "Bowen ducks fight" and "Elmore ducks fight"
I'd bet on Bowen to duck.
3/06/2011 1:09am, #15
Amusingly, I tried to type "humanity" but when it comes to Elmore I could only type HAMnity.
3/06/2011 1:25am, #16
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3/06/2011 5:16am, #17
I see them arguing and insulting each other for a good 2 and a half hours before the bell rings. Once the bell rings, a gay, homeless, black guy will walk by the school drawing their attention. They find a common enemy, call for a peace treaty, and try to jump the hobo only to be defeated. After which the hobo will make their worst fears a reality. Just without the jail showers.
3/06/2011 6:26am, #18
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Bowen ducks, Elmore wins by default.
No fucking way this fight will happen.
3/06/2011 6:49am, #19
3/06/2011 8:03am, #20