Posted On:3/05/2011 10:51pm
Style: comparison shopping
Originally Posted by ronin7411
Going off of the comments they are suppose to have one person from Phil's and Dan's side videotape everything so that it can be shown on Youtube.
They posted the location in public and now they're doing the same with their discussion of the time. The way they're going there's nothing they can do to stop the public from showing up.
Last edited by Lindz; 3/05/2011 11:29pm at .
Posted On:3/05/2011 11:22pm
Bowen's an in-shape youngish dude, Elmore is a land-manatee with delusions of Randian superhamnity. Bowen after one or two punches, if it happens at all.
Posted On:3/05/2011 11:56pm
Style: Ex-Tiger KF, ex-SanDa
As they sign the gym waiver, Elmore (per his no mercy, no rules philosophy) stabs Bowen in the heart...except the pen only draws a smiley on Dan's nipple.
The fight lasts 13 seconds, which is how long it takes for Elmore to defecate with nervousness...allowing homes to sink in the RNC, causing e-Diddy to once again soil his Gi. The city closes the gym, and they are forced to burn the ring.
That's exactly what's likely to happen.
Posted On:3/06/2011 12:55am
Can we put this in the combat sports betting subforum, complete with options "Bowen ducks fight" and "Elmore ducks fight"
I'd bet on Bowen to duck.
Posted On:3/06/2011 1:09am
Amusingly, I tried to type "humanity" but when it comes to Elmore I could only type HAMnity.
My guns bigger than Scrapper's!
Posted On:3/06/2011 1:25am
Oowww oooowwww i would so love to be a bullshido delegate for this event!!!!! Pppppplllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseee phrost!!!!!! Pppppplllllleeeeaaaasseeeee!!!!!! At least with me there it will be comedy no matter what!!!!!!! Coooommmeee ooooonnnnn!!!!
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
Posted On:3/06/2011 5:16am
Style: Regretfully, TKD.
I see them arguing and insulting each other for a good 2 and a half hours before the bell rings. Once the bell rings, a gay, homeless, black guy will walk by the school drawing their attention. They find a common enemy, call for a peace treaty, and try to jump the hobo only to be defeated. After which the hobo will make their worst fears a reality. Just without the jail showers.
Posted On:3/06/2011 6:26am
Style: MMA + Harmonica
Bowen ducks, Elmore wins by default.
No fucking way this fight will happen.
You have to work the look.
Posted On:3/06/2011 6:49am
Style: Judo, BJJ
Originally Posted by Rock Ape
Oh and I'll bet my Omega Seamaster Planet Ocean, this fight never happens.
I'd like to take that bet, but given how much the odds are in your favour, I'm only willing to put a Casio F91w up against it.
Posted On:3/06/2011 8:03am
Phailmore will just stipulate they use bazookas tipped with aids. Bowen will say no. Fight will never happen. Both will claim victory in long rambling write-ups/youtube videos. Both will remain talentless faggots living a substitute life on the internet.
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