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  1. Gabetuno is offline
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    Woah. Alex Van Halen got huge.

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    Gonna be tough cutting weight when your gym smells like Subway baked bread. Then again, sponsorship should be easy as ****.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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    pro nonsense self defense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    For your uniform, they will lead you into the men's apparel and have you choose from their fine selection of MMA Elite active wear.
    And instead of a mouthpiece, you could just take out your showin' teeth and put them in the pocket of your MMA Elite shorts.
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    Join us... or die
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabetuno View Post
    Gonna be tough cutting weight when your gym smells like Subway baked bread. Then again, sponsorship should be easy as ****.
    I tried that 'Subway diet' that was meant to have worked so well for that guy.

    Three footlong chicken and bacon ranch/BMT/meatball subs a day and I actually *gained* weight. ****...
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     Style: bjj (blue) Judo (green)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Like_A_Boss View Post
    Does that guy have a bunch of cocks tatooed to his arm?
    Yea, and they look ready for business.
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     Style: BJJ/MT

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    Wow, the whole "walmart jitsu" jokes are all coming true...
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    Now, would the sparring be blue-vest or no blue-vest?

    I can imagine the greeters having to direct people to that area of the store...

    "Just follow the sound of screams and failure, sir..."

    And I wonder, would you have to do the Wal-Mart cheer before you get on the mat?


    I kid because I love. I actually work at a Wallyworld. Good times.
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    I was going to make a MMA Elite joke but Snake beat me to it.

    I confess, I actually considered grabbing a pair of their MMA Elite shorts off the bargain rack for the lulz, but then I felt the cold, murderous fury of Drew Fickett's vengeful ghost boring holes into the back of my neck with drills made of pure shame at the idea of anyone who has ever been trained by him wearing them. Also they felt like really greasy textured plastic or something.

    Also, it's probably not any worse than some generimma bullshit being run out of an ATA school, and all it'll end up doing is pumping out more deluded dipshits who can't fight. If we're really lucky they'll hold some no holds barred sparring sessions, complete with folding chairs, ladders, and easily broken tables.
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     Style: Kyokushin, Judo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    For your uniform, they will lead you into the men's apparel and have you choose from their fine selection of MMA Elite active wear.
    You mean to tell me that stuff is supposed to give someone the appearance of a fighter?
  9. Snake Plissken is offline
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    Yes.
    Or that you have an affinity for chain-link fencing and fleur-de-lis
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    Posted On:
    3/03/2011 8:38am


     Style: Judo

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    MMA Studio opens in Walmart

    http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news...ahoma-WalMart/

    Why am I not surprised that Bill "Superfoot" Wallace is involved in this?

    Can you imagine the Walmart greeter? "Welcome to Walmart. Can I kick your ass?"
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