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    The Martial Arts Kid

    This looks like Karate Kid reloaded



    Seems it is another silly martial arts movie not worth watching, but I've found very funny the "A socially responsible movie that every family in America should see together" statement in the trailer while one can read "So we have one minority pitted against the other minority in a bid to prove which is worthier of inclusion, while the bad guy who started the fight, Bo, is white" in the LA Times review.

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    Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.
    Cynthia Rothrock has aged really poorly. I know. Also, that Mcdojo. Just what that ****. Also saying you have the star of Paranormal Activity 4 has got to be one of the saddest things I have ever seen in a trailer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Cynthia Rothrock has aged really poorly. I know. Also, that Mcdojo. Just what that ****. Also saying you have the star of Paranormal Activity 4 has got to be one of the saddest things I have ever seen in a trailer.
    Wait until you get to be her age, and she will look pretty damned good compared to most of what is out there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Wait until you get to be her age, and she will look pretty damned good compared to most of what is out there...
    Be that as it may, she still looks like Mick Mars, and is in a Sharknado-level movie.
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    Chuck Streeto is a great casting choice to include in an anti-bullying film.

    Did you goys know Kimo Leopoldo played the Big Bad Wolf in Asylum's Avenger's knockoff?


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    Mother of God. Casper Van Dien's career has fallen far.

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    Was that Don "the dragon" Wilson?? Fucking hell I didn't even know he or Rothrick were still alive. And I wouldn't call it sharknado quality since people actually watched sharknado.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Mother of God. Casper Van Dien's career has fallen far.
    Far from what??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Be that as it may, she still looks like Mick Mars, and is in a Sharknado-level movie.
    Just focus below the neck...
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