Remake of The Last Dragon? Sho'nuff!

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 2/23/2011 9:47pm

Originally Posted by twisted mind

So, apparently there really is no new ideas for movies out there.
I shall be awaiting news for the remake of Gymkata.

It won't be too long.

They're already re-doing Highlander and Hellraiser, the countdown started a while ago.

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 2/23/2011 10:15pm

You know what would make this movie great.

Will Smith children

Will Smith children make everything better

**Evergrey** · Posted On: 2/24/2011 3:50am

So, when are we going to see "Black Belt Jones: The Next Generation?"

Even sadder is the fact that Romeo Must Die appears to have actually stolen a line from Black Belt Jones...

**twisted mind** · Posted On: 2/24/2011 9:07am

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

It won't be too long.

They're already re-doing Highlander and Hellraiser, the countdown started a while ago.

Well Crap!
So, what you're saying is that we will continue to see the rape of the 1980's.
That's just glorious.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 2/24/2011 9:36am

Originally Posted by Coach Josh

Sigh.

I hope its done word for word with better graphics. SLJ while cool as the other side of your pillow moves like a yak with a stick in its ass when it comes to fighting.

give him a kilt and a 9-iron, like in Formula 51, and he be aight

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 2/24/2011 9:39am

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

It won't be too long.

They're already re-doing Highlander and Hellraiser, the countdown started a while ago.

Did they ever really stop making Highlander and Hellraiser? IIRC they have pumped out versions of both since the 80s, nonstop.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 2/24/2011 10:29am

Originally Posted by Goju - Joe

You know what would make this movie great.

Will Smith children

Will Smith children make everything better

When I read the OP, I actually thought to myself "I hope Will Smith's kids aren't in this, but they probably will be."

**RaiderFunk** · Posted On: 2/24/2011 11:54am

Yes...this is definitely childhood rape....considering the guy who played Sho Nuff (Julius Carey) recently died.

I would much rather see another Black Dynamite film than a remake a absolute Hood Classic in The Last Dragon.

But since I will not be able to stop it...atleast let them have break dancers, rastafarians....but if you cast Rihana in Vanity's role I'm beating someone's ass!! SLJ is loud enough to play sho nuff...but frankly I would go for Busta Rhymes...who already played him in his video for Dangerous

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 2/24/2011 11:57am

Originally Posted by raiderfunk

but since i will not be able to stop it...atleast let them have break dancers, rastafarians....but if you cast rihana in vanity's role i'm beating someone's ass!! Slj is loud enough to play sho nuff...but frankly i would go for busta rhymes...who already played him in his video for dangerous

"that's that man, and there ain't no comin back! Ahahahaha".

- Bruce Lee loving, spliff holding rastaman.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 2/24/2011 12:58pm

Originally Posted by W. Rabbit

Did they ever really stop making Highlander and Hellraiser? IIRC they have pumped out versions of both since the 80s, nonstop.

Yeah, but they at least cobbled together a new storyline for merchandising purposes, rather than going whole-hog with the unoriginality.

P.S. **** you, Wrabbit. I love the Hellraiser series.