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    Remake of The Last Dragon? Sho'nuff!

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    Sources nowhere near close to Bullshido* have reported that the quintessential 80's clusterfrak of chintzy pop culture and Kung Fu by Motown maven Berry Gordy is set to return to the screen, likely in 2012.

    Gordy's son Kerry and the RZA are producing the film, and it's reported that Samuel Jackson has signed on to play the Shogun of Harlem, Sho'nuff.

    No word on who will be cast as the Chinese hip hop dudes outside the fortune cookie factory or if the lead actress will be a member of Prince's harem.

    *We looked it up on Wikipedia so you wouldn't have to.

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    Sigh.

    I hope its done word for word with better graphics. SLJ while cool as the other side of your pillow moves like a yak with a stick in its ass when it comes to fighting.
    Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach Josh View Post
    Sigh.

    I hope its done word for word with better graphics. SLJ while cool as the other side of your pillow moves like a yak with a stick in its ass when it comes to fighting.
    Maybe if they give him a lightsaber he'll fight with more grace

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    So, apparently there really is no new ideas for movies out there.
    I shall be awaiting news for the remake of Gymkata.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soldiermedic25 View Post
    Maybe if they give him a lightsaber he'll fight with more grace
    This is exactly what I am talking about
    Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.

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    There's one man who can save this movie:

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    Why?

    Why must Hollywood constantly rape my childhood?

    Why?

    Couldn't they at least do "Son of the Last Dragon?"

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    Who's going to play the macho bruisers who just came to see the Bruce Lee double feature but end up getting the **** stomped out of them for challenging Sho Nuff.

    No **** folks, this is how "cool" people dressed in the 80s.


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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    No **** folks, this is how "cool" people dressed in the 80s.


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    OH, and the remake will need breakdancers....lots of breakdancers.

    And at least one Rastafarian.

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