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    Welcome to Gong-SauMania!


    Old School Gong Sau

    After months of eager anticipation Gong-SauMania is less than a week away! Our main event this time around will Kintanon "The Blue Belt Bomber" v.s. Matt "The Old School Stomper" Phillips. This is sure to be a slobberknocker unlike anything we've ever seen!

    For those of you who haven't been watching to program, here's a brief history of what lead us to this epic Smackdown:

    1) Cy Q. Faunce, once a good guy, had gone heel and proclaimed himself to be The Big Show of Bullshido. With the power of snooping and snarkiness, he walked tall around the ring ready to investigate anyone who got in his way of his plans.

    2) Matt Phillips, rubbed Raw by Cy's display of douchiness, stormed out the back and in front of thousands of onlookers delivered a formal challenge:

    Dear Chuck,

    Yep that's right, this is a formal Gong Sau challenge. I'm sick of you; I think you're full of ****, I think you're lying your about martial arts experience, and I aim to put that to the test in the ring. You're an internet nerd with no interest in the martial arts. What the **** are you even doing here? You do nothing but pick web fights, alienate people and in general try to wreck what was once a great site. Well now you're called out. My contract at work ends the last day of august... any time after that I will fly to you and fight. Pick the date and I will make every effort to accommodate you. Maybe we can have the match at your gym. Where was that again? Seriously... what's the name of your gym?

    I don't like you and I don't like the way things are going. It's time to take it to the ring. You may be fat and old, but honey so am I.

    --Matt
    3) Cy quickly responded:

    No.
    4)Just like when Sirc has sex things seemed over before they really begin. Then, out of nowhere, Kintanon appeared and accepted the challenge!

    Ok, Matt, you want to fight someone so you can get some Gong Sau cred or something, you implied you would be willing to come to georgia to do it, so let's get this put together.
    5) Awkwardly and with much confusion (again, like Sirc having sex) the ritual of Gong Sau Began!

    Some speculate that gophers invented the ritual of Gong Sau

    For those of you who are unfamiliar with Gong Sau, after the initial challenge there is usually a bickering and arguing stage that lasts several months. Each participant flaunts their manliness, expresses their hatred for each other, then someone usually back out of the match for one reason or another.

    "I can't fight, I have work that day."

    "My wife says she will leave me if this goes down"

    "My favorite hamster just died, I am too emotional to fight."

    Will this match go through? Will Kintanon's Zhu Zhitzu defeat a larger opponent? Will Matt teach everyone not to mess with senior citizens? Will Mark Tripp make his return during the match, smash Kin and Matt with a folding chair, and claim victory for Judo? Keep your eyes on this thread to find out!

    Gong Sau Thread

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=97569

    Also if you're in the Mid Atlantic area be sure to check out the mini throwdown and see how much you really suck. There will be cake and fighting, what more can you want!

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=97679

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeFan View Post
    [CENTER]1) Cy Q. Faunce, once a good guy, had gone heel and proclaimed himself to be The Big Show of Bullshido. With the power of snooping and snarkiness, he walked tall around the ring ready to investigate anyone who got in his way of his plans.
    This is the part I was missing.
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    Also, one of students is nicknamed bonesaw, from that video...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Sirc has sex?
    Well, we assume so.

    We also assume that he has his sex alone.
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    I'm down with fat senior citizens!! Kick his ass Matt or eat his sack lunch!!
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