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  1. CapnMunchh is offline
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    10/23/2013 10:03am

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    How do monkeydance?

    Not an uncommon situation: You're in a public place (bar, restaurant, supermarket, post office), alone, minding your own business, when some sociopath looks at you and says, "What the **** are you looking at? Your response? Your response if you would rather avoid a fight?
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    Appropriate response #1, your wife's tits.

    Appropriate response #2, hey didn't I see you on most wanted??

    Appropriate response #3, go **** yourself

    I guess I should mention I'm not that good at avoiding fights.
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     Style: Siling Labuyo Arnis

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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnMunchh View Post
    "What the **** are you looking at? Your response?
    "Nothing much"

    "I'm not sure - I didn't realize there were different grades of asshole."

    Your response if you would rather avoid a fight?
    "I'm very sorry; I thought you were someone else."
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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnMunchh View Post
    Not an uncommon situation: You're in a public place (bar, restaurant, supermarket, post office), alone, minding your own business, when some sociopath looks at you and says, "What the **** are you looking at? Your response? Your response if you would rather avoid a fight?

    Estoy buscando a un retrasado mental que me habra encantado a golpes con su propio zapato , No speaka de engliss senior!
    King without a crown
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    "A new sheath I've been considering."
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    Did you do time at "enter local jail"?
    But seriously, that never happened to me...try not stare too much lol.
    Or you can say "I was wondering if you have a cigarette"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnMunchh View Post
    Not an uncommon situation: You're in a public place (bar, restaurant, supermarket, post office), alone, minding your own business, when some sociopath looks at you and says, "What the **** are you looking at? Your response? Your response if you would rather avoid a fight?
    My response is "I work here, and you've just bought yourself a one-way off the premises."

    What happens next is hardly even enough to be called a fight.
  8. Sovvolf is offline

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     Style: Kickboxing, LGKF, Karate

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    In a broad Barnsley accent "Thee ya daft ****, what thar lookin at?"

    To avoid the fight "Tupence just behind you".
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    Your eyes. So lovely...
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    "Please, Sir, I don't want any trouble", followed by a string of "FOOM!" accompanied by lightning fast chain punches.
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