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    The Norwich Ninjer (UK)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ior-night.html


    My favourite is:

    "His ninja activities are strictly for outside because his wife has banned him from using his skills at home.


    'My wife doesnít really appreciate me creeping in and materialising beside her when she hasnít heard the door unlock or the stairs creak or anyone in the room,' he said"


    "honey, dinner is ready"

    pfffff smoke bomb and he materialises at the table lol


    And I thought It was the USA guys who got the best Ninjers.

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    Stalking skills mean he can creep up and touch a deer
    Well I guess that is a useful skill for someone who lives in Norfolk.

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    Given this is the daily mail I'm shocked that they haven't reported how his activities may cause a fall in house prices

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    Quote Originally Posted by JudoA View Post
    Given this is the daily mail I'm shocked that they haven't reported how his activities may cause a fall in house prices

    It's ok he practises on Land given to him by his Father so he doesn't upset the neighbours.

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    Must have been a very slow news day.

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    Oh My God !!!!!!!!!!

    It's bad enough that he convinces his wife that he is a ninja but pronouncing it to the whole world - words cannot describe this nutjob.

    So we have the guy (Karl Beattie) who thinks he is a Samurai but in fact is a sad case wife of a former Blue Peter presenter (for our american friends Blue Peter is a childrens' programme not a porno) and now the Norwich Ninja.

    I mean, I know that men in Norfolk have six fingers on each hand but did not know they had the Norfolk Broads Ninja playing around the mean streets of Norwich.

    I doubt any newspaper could come up with a better April Fools story in a few months even if they tried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roisin View Post
    Oh My God !!!!!!!!!!

    It's bad enough that he convinces his wife that he is a ninja but pronouncing it to the whole world - words cannot describe this nutjob.

    So we have the guy (Karl Beattie) who thinks he is a Samurai but in fact is a sad case wife of a former Blue Peter presenter (for our american friends Blue Peter is a childrens' programme not a porno) and now the Norwich Ninja.

    I mean, I know that men in Norfolk have six fingers on each hand but did not know they had the Norfolk Broads Ninja playing around the mean streets of Norwich.

    I doubt any newspaper could come up with a better April Fools story in a few months even if they tried.
    Sorry that should have read the husband of a former tv presenter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superangryfish View Post
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ior-night.html


    My favourite is:

    "His ninja activities are strictly for outside because his wife has banned him from using his skills at home.


    'My wife doesnít really appreciate me creeping in and materialising beside her when she hasnít heard the door unlock or the stairs creak or anyone in the room,' he said"


    "honey, dinner is ready"

    pfffff smoke bomb and he materialises at the table lol


    And I thought It was the USA guys who got the best Ninjers.
    *poof*

    Ninja: "Hey, what the hell are you doing in bed with the Norfolk equivalent of Walmart manager?"

    Wife: "No more ninja poofing skills in house!"

    *poof*<<< this one from the wife blowing hard at the Norfolk equivalent of Walmart manager
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    I've just left a comment on the Mail website, under the name "Michael Dudikoff"

    That should put the wind up him!


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignorami View Post
    I've just left a comment on the Mail website, under the name "Michael Dudikoff"

    That should put the wind up him!
    Careful reading the Dail Mail comment section will give you cancer.

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