The Norwich Ninjer (UK)
My favourite is:
"His ninja activities are strictly for outside because his wife has banned him from using his skills at home.
'My wife doesnít really appreciate me creeping in and materialising beside her when she hasnít heard the door unlock or the stairs creak or anyone in the room,' he said"
"honey, dinner is ready"
pfffff smoke bomb and he materialises at the table lol
And I thought It was the USA guys who got the best Ninjers.
Well I guess that is a useful skill for someone who lives in Norfolk.
Stalking skills mean he can creep up and touch a deer
Given this is the daily mail I'm shocked that they haven't reported how his activities may cause a fall in house prices
Originally Posted by JudoA
It's ok he practises on Land given to him by his Father so he doesn't upset the neighbours.
Must have been a very slow news day.
Oh My God !!!!!!!!!!
It's bad enough that he convinces his wife that he is a ninja but pronouncing it to the whole world - words cannot describe this nutjob.
So we have the guy (Karl Beattie) who thinks he is a Samurai but in fact is a sad case wife of a former Blue Peter presenter (for our american friends Blue Peter is a childrens' programme not a porno) and now the Norwich Ninja.
I mean, I know that men in Norfolk have six fingers on each hand but did not know they had the Norfolk Broads Ninja playing around the mean streets of Norwich.
I doubt any newspaper could come up with a better April Fools story in a few months even if they tried.
Sorry that should have read the husband of a former tv presenter.
Originally Posted by Roisin
Originally Posted by superangryfish
Ninja: "Hey, what the hell are you doing in bed with the Norfolk equivalent of Walmart manager?"
Wife: "No more ninja poofing skills in house!"
*poof*<<< this one from the wife blowing hard at the Norfolk equivalent of Walmart manager
Kama Sutra blue belt.
Originally Posted by Emevas
Originally Posted by Rock Ape
I've just left a comment on the Mail website, under the name "Michael Dudikoff"
That should put the wind up him!
When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
"what's the best thing about aikido then?"
"To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
Careful reading the Dail Mail comment section will give you cancer.
Originally Posted by Ignorami
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