Posted On:1/18/2011 2:41am
Style: Hsing I, Bagua, Chi kung
I call shenanigans. Any real Egyptian martial art would be practiced by topless babes with big extensions.
pro nonsense self defense
Posted On:1/18/2011 3:12am
Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs
Is there enough for an Egyptian Martial Arts Suck month? Also, are we still doing those? I haven't seen a lulzy video set to a hilarious score in a while.
Posted On:1/18/2011 3:18am
Style: Kenkojuku Karate, Judo
Originally Posted by Evergrey
PS- have some more Kemetic martial arts!
CHI ANKH JITSU!
YouTube - ANKH - CHI - JITSU
I like the drums better on this one. Hah.
Apparently Tai Chi stole their long form from the ancient Egyptians. Leanr something knew every day.
Posted On:1/18/2011 3:49am
Ancient Egypt invented the monk spade, too.
Posted On:1/18/2011 3:56am
Style: Aikido / FMA / Krotty
Korea invent Ancient Egypt!
The idiot in the first video looks and dresses very much like my next door neighbour (also an idiot).
I can see he has really committed himself to the pursuit of his art, by even taking on the Ancient Egyptian diet. Which was apparently Burger King, KFC and Cake.
The only thing that could make that video funnier is tighter shorts.
When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
"what's the best thing about aikido then?"
"To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
Posted On:1/18/2011 5:06am
YouTube - Star One - The Eye of Ra
"The only important elements in any society
are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER
It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
Posted On:1/18/2011 5:29am
Style: BJJ, Judo, SAMBO
Stuff like this makes me appreciate the folks at ARMA so much.
Posted On:1/18/2011 11:46am
YouTube - Nile - The Eye Of Ra
Posted On:1/18/2011 11:48am
Originally Posted by Kung-Fu Joe
I absolutely love reconstructed martial artforms. They bring a hilarity of the highest order.
Tell that to these guys -
YouTube - Free-Play with Federschwerter
YouTube - Ars Dimicandi - i Gladiatori
YouTube - Ars Dimicandi lottatori - fighters
Check out the Bullshido.net Western Martial Arts Forum for all things Western, martial and arty.
Bartitsu: the Gentlemanly Art of Self Defence (est. 1899)
Posted On:1/18/2011 11:54am
Style: BJJ, striking
Is it me or did the front hammer, spike and whatever else all look like the same strike?
He needs a good Bas Rutten style round kick to the liver to fix his guard...
Articles and Reviews
Tools and Info