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    I call shenanigans. Any real Egyptian martial art would be practiced by topless babes with big extensions.

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    Is there enough for an Egyptian Martial Arts Suck month? Also, are we still doing those? I haven't seen a lulzy video set to a hilarious score in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evergrey View Post
    PS- have some more Kemetic martial arts!

    CHI ANKH JITSU!

    YouTube - ANKH - CHI - JITSU

    I like the drums better on this one. Hah.
    Apparently Tai Chi stole their long form from the ancient Egyptians. Leanr something knew every day.

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    Ancient Egypt invented the monk spade, too.

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    Korea invent Ancient Egypt!

    The idiot in the first video looks and dresses very much like my next door neighbour (also an idiot).

    I can see he has really committed himself to the pursuit of his art, by even taking on the Ancient Egyptian diet. Which was apparently Burger King, KFC and Cake.

    The only thing that could make that video funnier is tighter shorts.


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti

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    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Stuff like this makes me appreciate the folks at ARMA so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kung-Fu Joe View Post
    I absolutely love reconstructed martial artforms. They bring a hilarity of the highest order.
    Tell that to these guys -

    YouTube - Free-Play with Federschwerter

    YouTube - Ars Dimicandi - i Gladiatori

    YouTube - Ars Dimicandi lottatori - fighters

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    Is it me or did the front hammer, spike and whatever else all look like the same strike?

    He needs a good Bas Rutten style round kick to the liver to fix his guard...

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