The ASA does not support superheroes...

**Dak** · Posted On: 7/29/2011 1:19pm

One of them should dress up in a sambo bit with a hockey mask and call him/herself the SAMBOni! Scraping icy criminals off of the ice rink called earth!

**Vorpal** · Posted On: 7/29/2011 2:39pm

Stand back! I'll save this thread;

**Lebell** · Posted On: 7/30/2011 3:07am

Instead of seeing a problem, SamboSteve should see this as an opportunity.
I'm thinking of a stand at the next comiccon, ringgirls, ' Sambo, the martial art of the superhero! try our new sambocamp for only 995$ a person!'

Kaching!

**Robstafarian** · Posted On: 7/30/2011 6:53pm

Originally Posted by Gezere

I think I going to go with a P90.

No, don't do it! The internet says 5.7x28mm doesn't work!

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 7/31/2011 4:13am

Originally Posted by Vorpal

Whats her super power?

'Stand back I'll answer that trig question!'

**Robstafarian** · Posted On: 7/31/2011 4:21am

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

Whats her super power?

'Stand back I'll answer that trig question!'

Well, she certainly made me think of triangles.

**Abue** · Posted On: 8/01/2011 10:18pm

STOP the Insanity! Super Hero's should not register online. They should not have myspace pages, much less youtube videos.
Avoid putting your name on: http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com That's just dumb.

Let's think about this you super (fill in the blank):

1.) Lot's of average people, not to mention hackers, criminal masterminds and evil death lords can track down the location of the computer you are using to post crap. Even the Police, FBI, and CIA do it all the time. Why would you claim to have a secret identity when you can be tracked this easily?

2.) If you are posting training videos, don't film them in your front yard. Someone somewhere will recognize the place you are at or the person you are training with. And if you do actually piss someone off, well, do you really want them ambushing you?

3.) It is a noble thing you are doing, but, unless your hero garb has some super function, at least don't let it be easy to grab or manipulate you with. Here's the thing. A lot of bad people also train in hand to hand combat. And they don't train to disarm or subdue, they train to maim and kill. Are you sure you are ready for that? From what I have seen, you are soon to be a victim. Train harder and be prepared to use lethal force. But then, wouldn't you just a vigilante?

4.) There are too many reasons to point out why this is just dumb. So I have to stop now.

5.) I do respect what you you are trying to accomplish, but, your playing dress up and getting media coverage is just silly.

-Abue

**sambosteve** · Posted On: 8/01/2011 11:23pm

I don't think anyone really cares that Bullies are going around doing this stupid ****. There was a time on this forum when people would have been investigating the **** out of this. In an odd sort of way, these guys kind of represent what Bullshido has become.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 8/02/2011 3:18am

Steve has finally understood the point I made almost a year ago.
An apology is near..I can feel it...

**Soldiermedic** · Posted On: 8/02/2011 8:04am

STOP the Insanity! Super Hero's should not register online. They should not have myspace pages, much less youtube videos.
Avoid putting your name on: http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com That's just dumb.

Not to mention that the Super-Human Registration Act is how the Marvel Civil War got started, and no one wants a repeat of that.

Well except maybe this guy: