Brutal streetfight!!! (video)

**Rexley** · Posted On: 1/08/2011 3:23pm

Originally Posted by capt. moroni

Here's a classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJeoaYv03NE

And, according to the other vids, getting out of mount on the streets is as easy as a sit-up?

Is that chain punching I see starting at 0:34?

**Nwp** · Posted On: 1/08/2011 7:08pm

Originally Posted by Rexley

I propose the term "tard sumo" to describe what's going on in this video.

I am INCREDIBLY honored to recieve a compliment from the Uncle Skippy himself, as I consider him, (and Dimitri and Theotherserge), the epitome of hilarious on this site. Martial alpha humor is my favorite reason for being here, and to inadvertantly shame my brother of course.

However, in line with George Washingtons commitment, I must not tell a lie.

The origination of the amazingly accurate activity description was all Rexley's.

I did however utilize his catalization by expanding its context, and if that was already known then I graciously accept, and share such generous accolades with him!

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 1/08/2011 8:01pm

Originally Posted by Nwp

I am INCREDIBLY honored to recieve a compliment from the Uncle Skippy himself, as I consider him, (and Dimitri and Theotherserge), the epitome of hilarious on this site. Martial alpha humor is my favorite reason for being here, and to inadvertantly shame my brother of course.

However, in line with George Washingtons commitment, I must not tell a lie.

The origination of the amazingly accurate activity description was all Rexley's.

I did however utilize his catalization by expanding its context, and if that was already known then I graciously accept, and share such generous accolades with him!

YOU LIED TO ME!!!!

(I repped rexley too :-)

**svargman** · Posted On: 1/08/2011 10:44pm

I can't decide whether OP is butt-heart or simply a failtroll

**Rexley** · Posted On: 1/09/2011 11:43am

Originally Posted by Nwp

However, in line with George Washingtons commitment, I must not tell a lie.

The origination of the amazingly accurate activity description was all Rexley's.

I am honored by your graciousness, sir, and I will admit that your expansion of my term only served to make it better.

I say we both take credit for this wonderful new definition of "fighting", with the hope of seeing more tard sumo videos here in the future.

(and uncle skippy, much thanks for the rep:icon_mrgr)

**Lu Tze** · Posted On: 1/09/2011 12:08pm

Originally Posted by vaquero de las nalgas

The Wall Street Journal had a piece on Wednesday about how the United States has become "wussified". Gov. Ed Rendell ( amongst others ) used the word "wuss" in a statement about the cancelled football game.

This video supports said theory.

It's telling how far society has degenerated when people are gnashing their teeth over how "wussifed" these two over-privileged suburban douchbags are... but no one is even batting a fucking eyelid at how god damned fucking dumb they are.

**Nwp** · Posted On: 1/09/2011 1:16pm

Originally Posted by Lu Tze

It's telling how far society has degenerated when people are gnashing their teeth over how "wussifed" these two over-privileged suburban douchbags are... but no one is even batting a fucking eyelid at how god damned fucking dumb they are.

*Like*

Skip.
Soooo sowwy but I didnt lie, you just saw me with the punchline in my hands and ASSumed I was the culprit. I was certainly an accomplice in the least.

Rex.
Thanks. But no more! Im not the biggest fan of these asshat slapdance vids, albiet some are entertaining, most are embarrassing to me that I am the same species as these dorks. Just my 2 cents.