Brutal streetfight!!! (video)

**hpr** · Posted On: 1/07/2011 12:07pm

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

LOL at the first video's punching.

All that video was missing was a pizza delivery for it to fulfill its gay porn destiny.

Seriously almost all the fighting videos you find on the net have punching just like that. It's a slapfest out there.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 1/07/2011 1:15pm

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

LOL at the first video's punching.

Punching? I thought they were throwing invisible rocks at each others' heads.

**searcher66071** · Posted On: 1/07/2011 1:35pm

You mean they weren't playing rock, paper, scissors?

That just runied my day!!!

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 1/07/2011 1:45pm

Originally Posted by hpr

Seriously almost all the fighting videos you find on the net have punching just like that. It's a slapfest out there.

It is AMAZING to me...

AMAZING...

that the human race didn't die out. You'd think we'd have evolved good punching instincts in order to survive. I am thankful that we developed 'tools' to make up for it, but that has devolved our fighting instincts.

Evolution has failed us.

**illegalusername** · Posted On: 1/07/2011 2:05pm

Originally Posted by JBliss

the first video wasn't really a " Street fight" as much as it was an " Affluent Suburban Driveway Bitch-tickle".

Pushups.

**KO'd N DOA** · Posted On: 1/07/2011 2:06pm

I got to hand it too them - those method actors really captured the soul of teenage MMA in all its angst, and way to take a few scrapes and cuts for their art.

**hpr** · Posted On: 1/07/2011 2:17pm

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

It is AMAZING to me...

AMAZING...

that the human race didn't die out. You'd think we'd have evolved good punching instincts in order to survive. I am thankful that we developed 'tools' to make up for it, but that has devolved our fighting instincts.

Evolution has failed us.

Millions of years of evolution and cultural evolution undone by a few generation of pussification. Heartwarming, isn't it?

**Rzero** · Posted On: 1/07/2011 2:19pm

That first video was awful. They punch like 6 year olds.

**OZZ** · Posted On: 1/07/2011 2:20pm

The poor excuse for punching by those kids is really pathetic...wow.I've seen 10 year olds that punch better than that.
The elbow to the head was the best lol for me.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 1/07/2011 2:24pm

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

It is AMAZING to me...

AMAZING...

that the human race didn't die out. You'd think we'd have evolved good punching instincts in order to survive. I am thankful that we developed 'tools' to make up for it, but that has devolved our fighting instincts.

Evolution has failed us.

If nature made us good at punching each other, we might not have made it to the tool use stage.