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    Bullshido high score(point system proposition)

    I've noticed lately that many people have been posting out of boredom when they should be training. It has also occured to me that we have a lack of video footage of martial arty things. So I figured "Hey, why not create a challenge and point system for our bored bullshidoers. It would entertain and help them with their training". It would be simple. Challanges are presented. Sombody posts a video of them completeing thus challange, and points are awarded. We could have challenges such as-

    1. Breaking steel boards with a chambered reverse punch

    2. Best hobo beat down of the week

    3. Levitateing with chi/ki(or whichever otherwordly substance you perfer to use)

    Feedback? Challenges of your own? Anything but trolling? Please post.

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    2. Best hobo beat down of the week
    Not in a million years would I ever lose this challenge.

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    I do not recommend beating down hoboes. If they bleed on you, you could get exposed to HIV, hepatitis, or any other applicable blood borne pathogens.
    Best Vietnam War music video I've ever seen put together by a vet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDY8raKsdfg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wounded Ronin View Post
    I do not recommend beating down hoboes. If they bleed on you, you could get exposed to HIV, hepatitis, or any other applicable blood borne pathogens.
    Not to mention you risk the fight going to the needle and glass covered lava ground :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by QiMaster View Post
    Feedback? Challenges of your own? Anything but trolling? Please post.
    I fucked your mother so hard she went as full retard as you do when she brings your favorite dinner (Xtra Crispy KFC Boneless Wings) home after work.

    P.S. I hope you get chunned in the dick.

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    Here's a challenge.

    Get a board of pine, any size and put it on bricks like you would want to break it. Put a nail on it, pointing up.

    If you can head butt it into the wood, I'll give you the belt off of my gi.

    Also, my challenge was your mother. I then carried your mother on my back to the highest mountain. My reward then became a night of enjoyment.

    I got her so drunk, we made love and she became so wet, that it flooded the country of Bangladesh. From then, I keep the art of karmel supra safe. The villagers became curious, and everytime someone tried to come up to our mountain of secrecy, we made love again, making her wet once again, thus flooding the hills, which is why Bangladesh is so water bound.
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    Wait up guys, this would actually be interesting from a PT perspective. Things like consecutive pushups or dips, whatever. I'm sure we have enough collective training expertise (coffeefan, emvas, ect.) to evaluate technique and execution.

    Seems kinda interesting to me. Though obviously not when we're talking about challenging members to lay the smackdown on vagrants.

    Although, something like training for and competing in an amateur or professional full contact fight could be worth gargantuan points. Or getting a BB or regional/national/international medal in something like Judo or BJJ.
    Soon-to-be BJJ sandbagger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by QiMaster View Post
    I've noticed lately that many people have been posting out of boredom when they should be training. It has also occured to me that we have a lack of video footage of martial arty things. So I figured "Hey, why not create a challenge and point system for our bored bullshidoers. It would entertain and help them with their training". It would be simple. Challanges are presented. Sombody posts a video of them completeing thus challange, and points are awarded. We could have challenges such as-

    1. Breaking steel boards with a chambered reverse punch

    2. Best hobo beat down of the week

    3. Levitateing with chi/ki(or whichever otherwordly substance you perfer to use)

    Feedback? Challenges of your own? Anything but trolling? Please post.
    It's been done. See page 5 to witness my badassery.
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...highlight=dips

    In this particular case relatively few (badass) guys posted while the others threw in nice anecdotes and wishful thoughts. I'm sure there's been more that i've puss'ed out of or ignored too.

    Why don't you start a challenge thread with video of yourself? You're probably too scared to post a real pic of yourself. Which everyone else has already realized, which is why this thread is a joke.

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    As a hobo, I look forward for beating the **** out of many a chubby high school white belt this weekend.

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