So there's a Krava Maga school opening in my town

**erezb** · Posted On: 9/27/2011 7:57am

[QUOTE=Lebell;2503427]The best way to get 'ready' for a 'fight' is to just pick one.
Walk into a mosque with your muddy working boots eating a bacon sandwich and ask:' I know you guys are all on wellfare but does anyone happen to know where the temp agency is?'
add a yarmulke to the mix and you are golden!
another good way to see if your KM works is to hand Bannans to black people in the street.

**Rzero** · Posted On: 9/27/2011 8:10am

Originally Posted by erezb

another good way to see if your KM works is to hand Bannans to black people in the street.

I dont think the judge will go easy on on me if I do that again.

Nice spelling btw. Drunk already?

**Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs** · Posted On: 9/27/2011 8:13am

Originally Posted by Rzero

Admit it, you want the d34dly. You NEED the d34dly.

I already have a chodan in ITF Taekwondo and WTF Taekwondo.

**erezb** · Posted On: 9/27/2011 8:14am

OP, if you are not looking for an ass kicking rough on your body and soul stile, it seems the KM is a good choice if you have a good trainer. The most important thing is to be realistic about what you are going to get, even if you do the o so popular BJJ and MT, but only twice a week, you are not going to be this dangerous street fighter.. so as long as you are realistic with yourself, just enjoy something that is close to home and fun, that is the key. But, if you realy want to man up, and have some success with the ladies, the manly art is the way to go.
Do you guys have the belt system there? back in the late 80's and early 90's when i did KMI, we had belts and a gee like uni'.

**Rzero** · Posted On: 9/27/2011 8:20am

@Rene: Teach me, Master.

@erezb: No belts, no uniform. And yeah I'm having fun :) Not in it to become a dangerous street fighter but to be able to defend myself should I have absolutely no other option. The TKD is purely for flexibility and I wanted to try out a more classic MA. And I train 3 times a week :P

**erezb** · Posted On: 9/27/2011 8:24am

By the way my remark about handing Bananas to Black people was a joke. And it’s not that i'm racist or anything like that, in fact i'm only half white so its ok for me to joke about stuff like that. Besides i used to date a black girl. So it's cool..

**Lebell** · Posted On: 9/27/2011 9:30am

[QUOTE=erezb;2609280]

Originally Posted by Lebell

The best way to get 'ready' for a 'fight' is to just pick one.
Walk into a mosque with your muddy working boots eating a bacon sandwich and ask:' I know you guys are all on wellfare but does anyone happen to know where the temp agency is?'
add a yarmulke to the mix and you are golden!
another good way to see if your KM works is to hand Bannans to black people in the street.

That sounds a bit like some incident that happened in my hometown.
There was a local derby going on and there was a black referree (baaaad idea), and the hooligan section threw bananas at him during the match.
The team almost got degraded cos of that incident.

**Rzero** · Posted On: 9/27/2011 11:10am

Who discriminates blacks anymore? Aren't we supposed to piss on muslims these days? Or have we already switched over to those filthy eastern europeans?

Racism is hard. :(