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    Quote Originally Posted by Rzero View Post
    Necro!

    No, not just to piss people off but somewhere in this glorious clusterfuck of a thread I mentioned picking a second style later on or something to that extent. Well after 9 months of th3 d34dly I finally picked something.

    You see since a couple of months ago a group of chunners have rented some space at my krav school and are training there. I was impressed by the scientific nature and deadly agression of this MA so I signed up. It's awesome!


    :BabyTroll:


    No I'm kidding of course! I wouldnt sink that low.

    My Kr4v, despite being lethal, has very little kicking. So as of last week I signed up for foot ta-- I mean the deadly art of Tae Kwon Do! My first choice was kickboxing but too many douchebags. Plus the TKD was cheaper than judo.

    Feel free to mock me. I will be too busy staring at the mirror, admiring my new dobok.

    :LOL:
    Yeah, I don't believe you. **** off, troll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs View Post
    Now we Belgians would have no problem taking North-Brabant and Dutch Limburg of your hands. We would even take the Dutch living in those two provences, but a guy that combines the deadly Krav Maga and Taekwondo would be to much for us (especially if he would add Aikido next year).
    To what European black hole should we deport him then? Albania or Wallonia? You are obliged to take Geert Wilders with Limburg!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rzero View Post
    Considering your standards looks aren't of much importance. Isnt pig fucking a provincial sport up there?
    So where does that put you? hmmm?

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    Rene: Aikido? Dude, there's ninjutsu in Maastricht! And Im all for a unification of Limburg. Bring back the Grand Duchy of Limburg.

    Moenstah: Out of your league.

    Tranquil Suit: You mad?

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    Zen, If it were up to me id trade you Brabant and Limburg for the Antwerp and flemmish zeeland region.

    Rzero: I cant get upset with your remarks cos Im picturing you pronouncing it in your natrive dialect while wearing a nun outfit.
    (yes I fapped once to that)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moenstah View Post



    So where does that put you? hmmm?
    'You're not straight but you're willing to learn!'

    lololololol

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    Lebell, who here hasnt fapped to a nun once in their life?

    Much to my shame, I cant speak a single goddamn word of limburgian. Northern father. I do have the soft G though, which is sexy as hell.

    You're an annoying ****, Lebell. I respect that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rzero View Post
    Bring back the Grand Duchy of Limburg.
    Euh, that's the Wallonian Provence of Luik (Liège).

    Present day Limburg (Dutch and Belgian) was named after the Duchery of Limburg, but the Duchery was never a part of present day Limburg. It was completely contained within the borders of the present day Provence of Luik.

    Ninjutsu in Maastricht? Go for it.

    OK, we'll take Geert Wilders and sent him as the ambassador to Saoudi-Arabia.
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    ...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
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    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
    The real deadly:

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    I like where this is going.
    Soon the flemmish will be heim ims reich.

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    @Rene: Not part of present day of Limburg? According to a friend of mine it was. And he got interviewed by HP de Tijd a few years ago about a possible sovereign Limburg. Then again, a Limburger being full of **** isnt very surprising :)

    I bet Geert knows some good Krav Maga.

    @Lebell: Judging by history, eventually we will all be Heims ims Reich.

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    A sovereign Limburg?
    MUAHAAHHAHA

    What will their export product be?
    incest?

    lolololol

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