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    Mujahideen taekwondo!

    This may have been posted before, but I didn't find it in a search. It's a video of a bunch of alleged mujahideen in ski masks, training what seems to be tae kwon do:

    YouTube - Mujahideen FIghters Perfected in Martial Arts Tae-Kwondo.mp4

    First, we see a one-step technique, complete with chambered punches and inward blocks. Then, a counter to a spinning hook kick by doing another spinning hook kick. Then, one of those demos where our hero beats up three guys. Then, some sweet acrobatic kicks on those TKD foot paddles. Next, how to sneak up on a guy with a friend and steal his gun. Then, a gun disarm from a guy that's holding you in a full nelson with the gun to the head.

    It's a lot of weird juxtaposition in the video, since the martial arts they're doing look like they're pulled right out of a Van Damme movie. Not what I'd imagine a bunch of actual fighters would be training. Yet they also have the scrolling extremist words at the bottom, that would make a good death metal song I think. Practicality aside, I think they looked well trained in what they were doing and demonstrated some discipline and athleticism, which I think is what they were going for.

    For all you active military, you might want to brush up on your one steps and hook kick defenses, and make sure the vehicle you're in is protected against flying kicks.
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    Iranian ninjas vs mujahideen chuck norrises? Someone call Spike TV.
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    I guess they have to learn something else besides how not to shoot a firearm.
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    What with the Mujahadeen training TKD and the Iranian Revolutionary guard Ninjering it up MCMAP has got its work cut out for it I mean do they even have eye gouging and pressure point strikes?

    Permalost what websites are you on to find this because the NSA might be round to 'borrow' your computer if you're not careful.
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    I'm weirded out by both of these videos. Do you think in 20 years all of these guys will be doing MMA?
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    Anyone else think the song was quite catchy, wonder if its on Itunes?

    Also did anyone see the little info bit below apparently the al-Aqsa Martyr's Brigade have perfected their nunchuk skills and can now use two nunchuks just like Bruce Lee! Someone cable Tel Aviv and warn them.

    I'll bet Mossad will **** themselves when they bust into the baddies compound and get confronted with an Arab version of this:

    YouTube - Bruce Lee - nunchaku scene
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Permalost what websites are you on to find this because the NSA might be round to 'borrow' your computer if you're not careful.
    I was just on youtube looking up tahtib (Egyptian stick) videos.

    I mean...busying myself with thoughts about how to make this great country safer, and how great it is to never question the US government, because they always know what's best for us. THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

    Possibly NSFW, but if you love America, you should click it. I'D CLICK IT.
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    Amazing. Even in some mujahideen's compound, TKD still uses those stupid pork chop pads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turrry View Post
    I'm weirded out by both of these videos. Do you think in 20 years all of these guys will be doing MMA?
    Most of them will be doing whatever the waft of vapor a Hellfire leaves behind will tend to do.
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