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    Quote Originally Posted by Lu Tze View Post
    Yeah, whereas ninjas could take a gunshot to the head with nary a eye blink.

    Hell, the bullet would keep their solitary brain cell from getting so lonely.
    That's true, my friend showed me a documentary about his father called Ninja III: The Domination.
    "Judo is a study of techniques with which you may kill if you wish to kill, injure if you wish to injure, subdue if you wish to subdue, and, when attacked, defend yourself" - Jigoro Kano (1889)
    ***Was this quote "taken out of context"?***

    "The judoist has no time to allow himself a margin for error, especially in a situation upon which his or another person's very life depends...."
    ~ The Secret of Judo (Jiichi Watanabe & Lindy Avakian), p.19

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    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer.

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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087805/

    "The body of a sexy aerobics instructor is invaded by the evil spirit of a dying ninja."

    Sounds like a quality production.

    Edit: Wait, there's more!

    "At first, changes in her behavior is limited to having strange interactions with an arcade game, doing sexy things with V8 juice, and being attracted to an unusually hairy police officer."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_Jude View Post
    That's true, my friend showed me a documentary about his father called Ninja III: The Domination.
    You sure have a lot of cool friends.

    How did you get to know so much about r34l ninjas?

    I think ur awesome.
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    How did you get to know so much about r34l ninjas?
    Just lucky I guess
    "Judo is a study of techniques with which you may kill if you wish to kill, injure if you wish to injure, subdue if you wish to subdue, and, when attacked, defend yourself" - Jigoro Kano (1889)
    ***Was this quote "taken out of context"?***

    "The judoist has no time to allow himself a margin for error, especially in a situation upon which his or another person's very life depends...."
    ~ The Secret of Judo (Jiichi Watanabe & Lindy Avakian), p.19

    "Hope is not a method... nor is enthusiasm."
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    I love the first leg kick, you can see the ninja suddenly wake up and think, "****, wasn't expecting tha...****, or that, ****, stop, ****, please stop **** this, I'm grabbing that leg...yes, I took him down...****! I'm tapping!"
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    You are like a Pimp Yoda.
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    MMA vs. Ninjutsu

    I hope his sensei has a better understanding of Ninjutsu then he does. I've sparred with Ninjitsu practitioners and those dudes can tap you out just as quick as any MMA dude. Besides only amateurs getting caught in a choke that is that simple to avoid. Get back to training "Ninja".
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    Quote Originally Posted by corky View Post
    I hope his sensei has a better understanding of Ninjutsu then he does. I've sparred with Ninjitsu practitioners and those dudes can tap you out just as quick as any MMA dude. Besides only amateurs getting caught in a choke that is that simple to avoid. Get back to training "Ninja".
    Go on. I am particularly intrigued by your assertion that Ninjitsu practitioners are on par with tapping people out as someone that trains MMA. Also, you are a moron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    Go on. I am particularly intrigued by your assertion that Ninjitsu practitioners are on par with tapping people out as someone that trains MMA. Also, you are a moron.
    Well MMA isn't exactly a unified art with any sort of quality control. I've seen plenty of "MMA fighters" who had a shitty ground game. I'd qualify your statement to say "someone that trains in a real competitive grappling art like Judo, BJJ, wrestling, etc."
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    I would qualify the statement, except I am on bullshido.net and not some other circle jerking website that might mistake a TKD/ Kung Fu hybrid, or a place that advertises as Mixing Martial Arts as MMA.
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    You are like a Pimp Yoda.
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    Quote Originally Posted by corky View Post
    I hope his sensei has a better understanding of Ninjutsu then he does. I've sparred with Ninjitsu practitioners and those dudes can tap you out just as quick as any MMA dude. Besides only amateurs getting caught in a choke that is that simple to avoid. Get back to training "Ninja".
    Ooooo. There's tapping in Ninjutsu?
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